Dreaming Vampire.......The Second Encounter!!!!

Moved Again

2006-08-02T17:39:00.000-07:00

The blog has moved again

http://thewrongone.wordpress.com

This site has moved

2006-04-12T20:13:00.000-07:00

http://www.xanga.com/vampiresndreams2

Dedication level problem?

2006-01-29T17:15:00.000-08:00

I have always had this problem. I start something(When I say I mean I not something that I do for the college exams or something that is mandatory) I go on with it full enthu for about a week or two depending on the something . And then where it goes how it disappears no one knows. And more importantly WHY it went? This happens when I try to start something out of my own interest (say a basic course of Feynman Processor or an attempt to watch a movie ).

I discussed this with one Mr.S and he said like “ U have to keep studying some course where you are part of an institution till you find out why you are studying and if you don’t find it in your job get married”. The moment the word marriage came out I skipped topics and asked him for a short term solution. He just said write a dairy key pointing to the things u try doing by yourself…..Hmmmmmm I just felt like telling you this

Dont Preach PLEEASSSSSSE Dont.....

2006-01-23T17:19:00.000-08:00

Oh! Bhagwan what a deadly sin have u committed? “ . These is one of the many many hallucinations a so called Cultured(at least, in India) makes. Where does he make it. Mostly when it involves classical music or something related to the Language Sanskrit. Why don’t people just understand that MUSIC is just another skill as Cricket is or Writing or for that matter any other thing that involves hard work and practice is (Mimicry, Disco dancing or any damn thing).

When a music DJ remixes a Hollywood song its skill. But when he remixes “Krishna neee begane baaaro” it’s a deadly SIN. When I sing a film song when shitting its time pass when I sing a classical song it’s a deadly sin. When I laugh at a movie singer its FUN and when the same happens to a classical singer its DEADLY SIN. Classical singers are MEN OF GOD ….. meaning men who are closer to GOD…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA . When God is INFINITE ….. who can be more closer to it than the other. Everybody is Infinitely far from INFINITE than any other person is. Infinity is just the ultimate. Everybody is equally as far from it as they are near it.

Isn’t Sanskrit just another language (just another mode of communication) like ENGLISH TAMIL AND JAPANESE. When I step on a Sidney Sheldon book they ask me to salute (as for any other book) But when the shadow of my fourth foot falls on a Sanskrit Kalidasa book, They make me utter a sloka (Something done for deadly sins).

My god ! This is Atrocious . Every body has a personal choice. And everything that involves genuine sincerity and effort is equally good. If singers are men of god Then Michael Jackson is as much a MAN of GOD. I would rather take inspiration from Skilled legends I know for sure existed rather than Mythological characters who violate the fundamental laws of the universe(which for me is objectified GOD). By laws of universe u know what I mean(Math and physics).

Hope u understand what is am trying to tell you.

The Dead has risen

2006-01-21T02:04:00.000-08:00

Am back! Hoping to post regularly.
So what happened to the grey vampire all these days. Nothing! Absolutely nothing. That’s why the title reads the DEAD has risen. I was literally dead these days. Wake up, Eat, College, .Net class , Home, Sleep…..! I keep telling people don’t JUST EXIST…LIVE . And all these days I have done all but EXIST. Any way hoping to be a more happening guy in the blogging world…Will post from Monday

Not well...

2005-10-02T04:27:00.000-07:00

Guys! I dont know what. I am not able to think about all the 'pissing me off' issues or any other subject that involves a bit of thinking form my mind. Other than my project. SO then i might not post this whole week......Will be reading blogs though.

Take Care

Well.....

2005-09-27T18:34:00.000-07:00

It's comic days here.

This is something that may sound serious. But isn’t. Like i am normal every day. But at the nights when i get to sleep. Just before i sleep. I get weird thoughts(No ghost stuff...No lost memories). I feel somewhat. I think i have taken the 'Purpose of our existence and reason for search for happiness ' Questions too far,too personal. Like before i get to sleep., i give myself a rewind of the day and a review of it and then I suddenly get questions…. Why what how……And then this why question prevails. Then, I ask myself …. What next? And then again whatever is next? Why is that I have be that or do that…..I even start fearing whether I am losing interest in life. I get a deep sense of failure of reasoning. I get the feeling something is missing. I get the feeling some part of this concept of universe, life, me , u and everything is wrong..

Don’t worry! All these happen for the first few minutes before I sleep. Then I keep away from it….Think about cricket, computers , college (Keep oscillating so I keep me away from it)…And then Sleep!....

And then I wake up in the morning…I am excited about the day(be it sadness or happiness) I welcome life. I am just normal. That is why I told u comic days here…Any body knows which part of the piece is missing in me….

P.S

Help needed! Java programmers, Students read this:

I had finally decided to start my project for this sem(J2ee). The idea was simple. A student staff interaction site where there is going to be a chat box and a paper submission frame. So designed the login page. First in servlets...Doesn’t work...(compiles....deploys...not working).....Then now changed to JSP ....And MAN! there is no public_html folder and classes folder in my jdk1.4. So any one knows how to execute JSP files in jdk1.4 please help me. I can even send u the codes.
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Earth 2050 and non-violence

2005-09-26T02:55:00.000-07:00

I am sorry guys(esp to those of the earth 2050 club)...I had nothing to post.SO am putting the post i put in my earth 2050 community blog here....

But , when my pal mentioned about the Ten biggest ideas of the world....The ten biggest things of the philosophical world would surely include NON-VIOLENCE. Now, this is one concpet which boils me. Does any one know the idea behind being non-violent? It is to stop and avoid BLOOD,GORE, and of course VIOLENCE all together.But, who was the creator of NON-VIOLENCE??? The most violent, arrogant, frustrating Gandhi. He surely wasnt using non-violence to curb violence.He was using it as a weapon to get india free. And killed so many so many people who believed him like god and showed their head to the british cannons without protesting. (Including Gotse's family).

Now, the bottom line: i know people with raised eye-brows telling me " But the britishers werent right".... All right! If gandhi was a man who believed in PEACE he must have tried convincing the britishers by talking to them.Not BY frustrating and irritating a tiger(Th british) and make them Kill more and make them blood thristy. Okey! If only gandhi had solved all the issues with non-violence VERY GUD! India becmae INDIA AND PAKISTAN. Family man Gotse became familyless Murderer Gotse........

I am not criticisng Gandhi here...I am just telling u Non-Violence ( as a weapon) is not a solution for EARTH 2050....Non-violence must be preached TO EVERY ONE(EVERY ONE in this earth)...and not used by one community to frustrate another community.....

AMEN

Countable infinity????

2005-09-23T04:06:00.000-07:00

Hey! Seriously I don’t know the real ‘countable’ and ‘uncountable’ infinity stuff. But, this is what bites me when some one comes to me and says “The universe is infinitely large”. Like, have u ever given a thought about these words…..” everywhere’ ‘always’ ‘everyone’ . ‘God is everywhere…..every where u know(or u can imagine of)……. “U see a creature and tell “ This in no way belongs to the earth”…..If only u have seen everything on earth……..The sun is always there….The always U KNOW…….

It is just that for the sake of understanding….we define our scales and beyond that everything is meaningless….SO how is the universe infinitely large? Provided u have seen everything in the universe…Bah! We hardly know 5% of our universe….(But, it is brilliant when one of the NASA data told us we had discovered 5% of the universe???)….What the hell! What is 5% of infinity???? SO if the universe isn’t infinity???? What is beyond it….Man can only keep wondering…Some fishy person has kept us in a shell so the laws of this universe don’t allow us to look beyond any of the scales given to us…..

AMEN

P.S: Please do get me your gmail ids...I have started using gogogle talk and am finding it interesting....

Wow!

2005-09-22T02:17:00.000-07:00

Like i was getting to my college today and as usual i encountered an under construction road(Two way mind u)...But as it is under construction(and not even closed) it cant even accomodate a van comfortably. So in the middle of the road i saw this huge bus coming. So as the bus was almost crossing me, i heard this guy with the guy from behind the bus trying to over take this bus(In such a road). I could have very easily stayed where i was and made way for both the bus and the bike(which would have overtaked the bus if i had done so). So i speeded up and occupied the small area to the side of the bus(my half of the road). I had to forgive th bus for taking a portion of the 'My half' of the road as it was so huge. But instincts told me not to allow this guy (overtake the bus using my side). And boy! u know what happened. They guy gae me a look as if i had somthing so stupid disobeying traffic rules. Of course, the othr guy had to take evasive action to put the brakes before hitting me. And then i stared back at him.The bus had vanished. And my oh my! He started his bike again and sighed as if i had behaved like a child(who doesnt know how to behave on the roads) and went off........

Did i?

New look...Same mind

2005-09-21T02:09:00.000-07:00

Yo Guys!... I had this blogger template downloaded long back.But, had resisted the temptation of using it till now. But, i thought that the current template of mine wasnt getting my mood correctly. And, moreover black being my favourite colour deserved to get to form a part of my rants here in this blog......
And then this comments section where i get to in formats i wish to(like in the create post section). So feedbacks welcome.

And now i am involved in reading a beautiful book called beautiful mind.I hope most of u might of heard of that movie which won some oscars. Yeah!About that mathematician who suffers from schizophrenia . And it fears me more when i compare the symptoms with myself. (Fighting with the sun and other stuff). the only thing that consoles me is the fact that there are some great minds who have suffered from this illness. I am tired returning from college.

Dont forget to get me info about bugs on this template

Is a divine intervention needed?

2005-09-18T18:52:00.000-07:00

I have always brought myself up with the feeling that the universe is an effect of a huge computer program (laws) written in languages called physics and mathematics. And the physical happenings of this universe need to explanation for that. But Man his deeds and emotions and his life need some explanation to be considered the output of the huge computer program.

History has its say that once volcanoes and earth quakes were the effects of the Almighty’s anger on human beings. And now u know why it is. And once man had thought there would be no explanation to emotions of man such as anger, love, hatred etc. But, now we know it is just the stress and strain of the hormones and how and when they occur. And every deed u do and the consequence u face(Be it reward or punishment) is just the effect of an infinite set of if-else loops. If u do this u face this consequence else u face that.

Every thing is in the right place here. But some piece in the sequence is missing. Ahhhh! Yes, the luck factor. So what is this luck all about. Don’t u think some bigger force is picking some men and ignoring the others. Have u ever thought why one man is lucky enough to be lucky and another is not. There are two ways of putting this:

One, it’s astro power. I cant sit over here and say there is no astrology. Probably the movement of stars and your numbers affect u being lucky. But, even here there is no amusement. I told u the universe is a huge computer program and the star’s reactions and actions are based on it. So, again everything is a computer program.

Two, The huge computer program has Rand() functions here and there which generates random consequences to random human beings(Luck).

Moral of the story: U tell me (I already have furious stares and heavy cursing obtained from my previous post. I say something people get something. SO here u get what u want )

And to the 00nies around I am sorry I wasn’t able to attend the V00m on Sunday.

Misconception

2005-09-18T18:29:00.000-07:00

First of all, Sorry to kroopz If Mr.Underhill had been arrogant. But there is also something to think about in what he had to say.

Nobody even got near what I was trying to say. I warned u I wasn’t a Misogynist. Kroopz querying the number of CEOs and Engineering students was not right on her part. U become a CEO if u have it to become one and u become an engineering student if u got the marks. Yes! Girls get the top ranks. Then, why isn’t that we don’t study a single theorem or an experiment based on a women’s name???. Probably because there was one solid point Kroopz brought about…Parents! But, Do u think the first parent of this earth was reluctant to send their daughters to high requirement jobs. No! it was a gradual process. Men slowly established superiority. Of course! Women were vulnerable enough to fall into his trap. And now it is gone to such an extent where a marriage is a process where a man sacrifices something and the girl’s parents pay to get their daughters married (At least in most places). It’s high time women started turning their heads to this nonsense. Say a blunt No!No! to paid marriages. Make men and women look equal part of the marriage. Don’t allow the luxury of men having their heads high and women having their heads turned down in marriages. And if that is the case that women and men look the same in marriages, Then why should parents think about spending for their daughters (Eng and CEOS)….I told u women are the only ones who can decide their Destinies.

Women! Please dont bore us

2005-09-15T02:46:00.000-07:00

Women...Women...Oh! Women! Haven’t u found the limit misusing the fact that u are one. Don’t u find it boring?

Today I saw a girl(probably mid 20s) asking an old man(mid 50s) to get up from a girl’s seat that he was seated…

I know there are girls rising hands up and saying “Not all girls are like that“…..Very good. But that girl behaving mercilessly is not my problem……

Separate seat for girls in government buses is my problem. Girls getting preference is my problem. Probably it is a problem for women too…..They demand equality and u give them preference….Hah!

Scenario 1:

Let there be a boy and a girl….

The boy talks to u so irritating u shout at him…and continues to irritate u and u slap him……………..

The girl talks to u so irritating and u shout at her…and continues to irritate u and u warn … “If only u were not a girl I don’t know what I would have done “.. Why do u treat them differently…They are fighting for equality. SLAP HER.(as u would have to the boy)…..

Scenario 2:

Again, Let there be a boy and a girl…..

And the girl can stand in any of the counters…But the boy can stand only in the general(And not in the special women’s counter) to get a ticket.

As I already said the boy can only sit in general seats …whereas women can use the general as well as the specific women’s seat????? Come on men…Give women the equality they demanded.

I know some people have left this place calling me INSANE. But what I don’t understand here is why do women fight for equality. Because they are not equal to men and cant be treated equally (as we saw in the previous scenarios)

The fact is that they are weaker and are to be treated the weaker gender(If women still want equality Then boys! Whenever u experience scenario 1 Slap them..Beat them….(DO whatever u do to a guy if u get angry)….

This is not an issue of superiority or inferiority….It is matter of inequality. Men and women are not equal……And all these ages women have begged for this so called concept of equality….Imagine men have defined their life and they live their way….Women have to establish and define their way of life…They need not depend on men for anything. Just because Men once established his superiority over woman(Sati, Female infanticide)…All this took place not because Man was cruel…Because Women were Vulnerable……….They must define their life and live their way(as men do) And not beg for equality and end up getting preferred.

Reading this post:

Sensible women will think.

Hippocratic women will feel guilty.

We men are getting tired of this….But don’t worry! If u still want to live on our shadows….We are the kind-hearted….We will shower u with Preferred Equality….

Indira Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Jhansi rani ……. Please don’t make these people women of history…….Todays women need a spice of them……

P.S : This is not a Desperate Misogynist speaking. This is a sensible philanthropist speaking.

Where are the fundas???

2005-09-14T02:01:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, i was teaching a very small boy(Cousin of my classmate) some doubts regarding addition. And as i was teaching him how to add 2 and other n digit numbers(Carry over and other stuff)....when i was mentioning WKT(The very famous we know that) 1+1 is two...."Stop' the child interrupted...Why is 1+1 = two.......I managed a grin and said "child! It is because one added to one gives u one" .So what is addition...................Total embarrasement! I am a mathematics student and i couldnt define precisely what was addition....And because of my so many years experience with maths i fooled the guy telling him what all an addition operation would do and NOT what was addition...I am thinking thinking thinking and will keep thinking.....Why is every one so ignorant towards the fundamentals....I see this every where...I asked one of my friends..."What is a man?". And the answers vary from and man is one who has two legs,two arms, two ears......to A man is one who walks,talks thinks.And boy! He looked at me like a fool before answering........The question was What is a man and not what does a man do or what does a man have..........Like there are a crore examples wherein i can point out mechanical, electronic, civil and other engineers who have zero of the subject before joining college and learn the applications of the subject.....Its not that the syllabus doesnt teach us fundas???? Its that we ignore them.I dont demand tat every one knows every funda behind very equipment he uses....Like every house keeper neednt know the techno behind the key making of the house keys.....Like there is hardly a chapter which introduces school students to fundas of mechs and civils...And less than a percent of the students take efforts to know the fundas(I can tell u mastering the fundas is a real tough job)...Because nobody is bothered.All they want is a gud job with gud one. But nobody understands that ur skills are the fundas and ur application gives u a job.But i dont understand how most companies recruit people with zero fundas...I will frankly tell u somethings...
1) I know to differentiate but i donot know what is differentiation(precisely)
2) I know what are the types of dimensions and i donot know what is a dimension.
3) I know the four (or may be 8) directions But i donot know what is a direction.
And millions of other questions.

Again i think i have hardly communicated what i wanted to....But if u didnt get any of what i said tell me one thing....

Where are the fundas???????

Finally

2005-09-12T18:31:00.000-07:00

It is all over....The battle for the little urn is finally over....But a bit of an anti-climax for an aussie fan that i am.....English regain the ashes in 16 years.I was a bit emotional this morning.But, now i was shocked when the australian captain said "THE ENGLISH WERE JUST TOO GOOD FOR US"....This is exactly why football has become second fiddle to cricket in the last fe months...The Sportsmanship...So after all being a cricket fan i must be sportive and enjoy some of the richest australian moments there....Shane warne, The world's greatest bowler playing his last match in England....Okey too much cricket for this post.....But i cannot do away but admire the spirit with which this game is played...And it's hard when u are fighting for such a glory.......

Three cheers...I think i will be posting regularly and sensibly from now.....Babye.....Dont forget me.....The ashes took too much from me(I wasnt sportive about it after all....Till i saw the australians and the english enjoying each other's presence and successes....)

World is not even near ENOUGH

2005-09-08T04:42:00.000-07:00

This is one of the posts i made in Earth:2050....I thought i could put it in for the time being...

Guys...How long are u going to keep talking about datas of mother country and ur mother country resisting mother nature......Every body knows the earth is a biological entity...And like every other biological entry, the earth has death....And u guys know the effects of ageing,So allow mother earth to undergo the problems of ageing..(Tsunami, volcanoes...etc.....). Would u find ways to fightiing ur mother when she vomits as part of ageing.
Yes!Disaster management,Risk management, etc. yes! Upto some extent....But please dont make these things an issue.Every body knows they are dying, Every body knows the earth is dying.....Do u live all ur life in the hospital....Not walking on the roads because u will meet up with an accident...Not u take those small risks to make small meaning to these lives....Not like shakespeare who sits under the tree and researches and death and writes down (WE WILL ALL DIE THERE IS NO MEANING IN LIFE)....And lives...hahahahahahahahahaha......Let us all work on education,Relation, Men and find bliss from life..Let us all live life....Probably we should get back to investing money on Research and IT(as much as we did on two years back)...And put the remaining money into what MIGHT happen and what not WILL happen......

I am sorry if i did not communicate what i wanted to...mostly dont....For those of u who got the meaning....Well and gud

Not well

2005-09-08T04:20:00.000-07:00

Hey guys i am not particularly able to anything else other than the ashes presently...Will post in a few days....And will continue to read ur blogs ...surely

Again......

2005-09-04T18:34:00.000-07:00

I am fighting fitness to be part of the elite group which watches the climax of the ashes on thursday...very much as the players need to be fit for playing we need to be fit for playing.......Any ways, this happens again and again...I get pissed off seeing guys criticising people sitting at home and doing nothing about the issue...(If only it is one).
I dont read anything in the newspaper other than the sports section and the education and metro supplements.I managed to turn around a middle page and got my eyes on a ridiculous article. It was about IIT students and many other young educated people getting (hypnotised) into spiritual swamiji's organisations.......And the author had also put up some interviews with frustrated parents(of highly educated students).And the deadline being "Osama's relatives are not always the victims of suicide bombers".....meaning the swamiji's relatives are not the only ones who get into the services (sacrificing their education)....Now there are two ways of looking at it(probably many)...And in no way can u blame the swamis.....

Because they have the talent to attract audiences(without studying MBA in IIM...bah).....Marketing strategies.......And after IIT degree the students have to do it to sell themselves in the industry....
Or the parents should have better talking skills to mesmerising them into "swamijis are fools .... Money and job is ALLLLLLL"
Or these journalists should make a complain and not cry on newspapers.......Bah!I know they are least bothered about the students...They want a gud article and they have one.....
Now why does one study and earn...To lead a happy life...And if they get one by serving the spiritual swamijis....LET THEM..........

My Deadline is:
If someone gets charm in being the suicide bomber...Let him.....Because u cant tell him the purpose of living...Then let him die......After all if he doesnt want to live....Why should he live????????

Break

2005-09-01T18:25:00.000-07:00

Will be on a break for two three days....

Too much

2005-08-28T18:19:00.000-07:00

I thought I had seen it all. Every one thought they had seen it all. I had bitten my nails to half in the second Ashes test. I had no nails after the third test(The Gladiator test).And now when I thought I had seen it all, the greatest series of the century(as it is now called) had half my fingers bitten after the fourth test. I am sorry guys, I hope u now know the reason for my absence. And for those of u (Indian cricket) fans, u will surely not be accustomed to such intensity cricket. This is TEST CRICKET.

Okay I seriously don’t have anything to post right now. But this thing has been biting me for a very long time. We were all born leaders and we eventually become fools and some learners. By leaders I mean the ability to question when u were young. We all questioned as infants. Even Norman Lewis has mentioned this in his book. Why do adults stop questioning? Some days back I was talking with one of my cousins doing her 12^th class (Here in India it is like a deciding year in your career). And when I asked her why she didn’t understand calculus after enduring an year of it. She bluntly replies ‘I don’t understand what the teacher is teaching’. Bah! Again one of those people who refuse to accept ‘They are the cause of their own miseries’. If the teacher tells something and u don’t understand , It is ur duty to question the teacher(Whatever the silliest of questions it may be). When u don’t do ur duty, how can u demand ur right(marks). If the teacher still doesn’t know, IT IS UR DUTY TO TAKE THE ISSUE TO THE PRINCIPLE. Why, but why do adults stop questioning and demanding? Very often do I see people who walk on dirty roads complaining about it. I feel like slapping them right on the face. When they haven’t done their duty (of complaining), how can they demand their rights???

Okay, but the thing I want to know is why do adults lose their ability to question and demand things. Why is that they lose their excitement in knowing things?????

And I am taking up this bold tag from M00nie:

Ask me any personal question……..Anything!!!But Anything!!!!

Were poets over-estimated????

2005-08-23T18:27:00.000-07:00

First of all,

Sriks anna, I can easily prove that ur theory of ‘ Being a fool and knowing that u are’ is wrong….Because Viveka talked about ‘ Knowing and knowing that u know and not about Being and knowing that u are’

Kroopz, U don’t accept it! But why?

Avik, Some courageous acts can be easy…Like committing a suicide…..There is no excuse to it Whatsoever.

Okey, Now to fire poets…….Listen to these verse from history’s greates poets greatest work…….

‘At first the infant,Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.’

Don’t u think the words mewling and puking were a bit hard? As they were known to be used to refer to vomiting after drinking.
And then the lover,Sighing like furnace, with a woeful balladMade to his mistress' eyebrow
Ahaaaaa, So if this lover’s ballad on a weird thing like a eyebrow is woeful. Then what do most poets do? They sit down under the tree and write woeful poems on the weirdest of things(Right from Spiders to Broomsticks to Urns).
Then a soldier,Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,Seeking the bubble reputationEven in the cannon's mouth
So there is a guys sitting under a tree criticizing a nation’s patriot that his reputation Is meaningless.Then what other kind of reputation does the !@#$ want by writing such idiotic poems…..
This is one of the most discouraging,disgusting poems I have ever seen. And there are also lots of other instances from other renowned poets who write such discouraging poems…….
P.S. I talked only about ‘Were poets over-estimated’ and not about’ Are poets overestimated’. As there are lot of poets today who write lot more encouraging poems on the beauty of living a life…..Only thing they did not have the word power as Shakespeare and blake.

The Hardest and the easiest thing

2005-08-21T19:19:00.000-07:00

The easiest thing in life is without doubt 'committing a suicide'...I don’t think I need to provide a lot of explanation for this.....Whenever u commit suicide u do it because u are afraid of something harder in life…(Whatever be it)….So mathematically speaking everything is harder than a suicide which proves that a suicide is the easiest thing in life……

The hardest thing in life….Ahhhhhh I went through a lot of research before concluding this…..And the award goes to ……………………

‘Digesting the fact that “U are the cause of your own miseries and the only cause of it”’……….I know there are lot of people disagreeing with this…..But unfortunately I am not telling u the proof now….I want u to guess it(If only u accept the above fact)……

And before I leave I thought I could leave behind a great quote by Swami Vivekananda.

He who does not know and thinks he knows is a fool, ditch him.

He who does not know and knows he does not know is a learner, Teach him

He who knows and thinks that he knows is sleeping, awake him.

He who knows and knows that he knows is a leader , Follow him.

I am a fool willing to learn who are u??????

Fib

2005-08-19T22:36:00.000-07:00

It’s sad nobody but nobody got even near it.

Unfortunately I do have so many moles in my hands……M00nie doesn’t look too happy I suppose. But what to do?

I did get my license when I was in my 11^th class….Thanks srik anna…BTW what are u trying to say by your comment….

Abdul kalaam once came to my school(before becoming president)….SO have seen him for real….

I seriously can take bath in less than a minute(I do it when I am late for college)…I apply a deo don’t worry….

I have ridden a camel when I went to shimla…

I have urinated for more than a minute in strech….

I was born in trivandrum and I can bet I haven’t been there more than 3 years…Now Ektz seriously why were u so confident???

I cannot swim

I Love myself(Now why doesn’t any body believe this????)

So the fib is ‘I have the autograph of shane warne’

Most of u would have guessed it wrong as I am a fan of the aussie team….

Hey am feeling tired gota get some sleep babye

True Lies

2005-08-18T05:12:00.000-07:00

This is one tag i demanded from M00nie. Same phenomena(if u have read M00nie's post).. One lie rest all true....

I have a mole in my right arm one finger, my right hand, my right shoulder, And a mole in the left arm pointing finger and left arm shoulder.
I got my driving license for two wheelers when i was in 11th class(16)
I have seen APJ Abdul Kalaam for real.
I have the autograph of Shane warne.
I can take bath in less than a minute.
I love myself(I keep mentioning this dont i???)
I can ride a camel.
I have spent less than three years(consolidated) in all of my twenty years in my birth place.
I cannot swim
I have urinated continuosly for more than a minute in a strech

Results in the next post......

Yo! I am now a complete 00nie

2005-08-16T18:20:00.002-07:00

Hey as I am part of the ‘OONIE’ club……..I felt I had to abide by the rules which demands a minimum of fifty facts about me….Facts????? Hmmmmm Now that is seriously interesting. I doubt if the ‘Already entered facts in the database’ by the other oonies are facts. Because there is huge difference between what u are and what u think u Are……Enough Vedas for the day……The facts (or is what I feel):

i. First of all, I am now an OONIE; to be precise I am the Groonie.

ii. Just not graduated from ‘teens’( I am 20)

iii. Ahhhh, I forgot my real name….It’s Krishna Narasimhan Murali……

iv. I seriously don’t think I can make up 50 facts.

v. So am using Kr00nie’s post as reference.

vi. I come from a decent musical family….So I am a Terrible Singer (Beautiful inference eh?).

vii. I am a mathematics student.

viii. I am taking efforts this post looks scrambled as I need people to take as much efforts to read it as I took to write it.

ix. Especially Moonie.

x. I think this is one of the best rules a Blogging club can have. U can write pages and pages a But 50 fact about yourself is one of the most difficult.

xi. I am saving this file after every ten points I write.

xii. I love being called Insane, Mad, etc……U seriously don’t understand the pleasure in it.

xiii. Terrible Agnocist.

xiv. Want to understand the reason for our EXISTENCE……NOW.

xv. I think I am seriously boring u guys.

xvi. Moonie, why did u do this to me??????

xvii. I am a terrible fan of the Australian Cricket team

xviii. Just recently fell in love…….

xix. With myself!

xx. Spent almost a year searching for the elusive Microsoft Cert.

xxi. Love Cats. A least of 10 cats have grown with me.

xxii. The latest one is Sababathy

xxiii. I am 60 Kgs.

xxiv. Wow! Perfect for my height of 175 cms.

xxv. I hate my Budding Pot belly.

xxvi. I know it will look obvious in my slim body if I don’t some thing in the near future.

xxvii. I have a high power of 4 –Ve for my eyes.

xxviii. I don’t know why, But I cant get off my Cat Mush( People don’t see it as I shave it off).

xxix. I am trying to grow a beard(without a mush)

xxx. I am seriously not the Party Type.

xxxi. I am a decent reader.

xxxii. But of late, I have a lota books in my shelf which need dusting.

xxxiii. Actually those were the books I snatched from my cousin promising myself (and him) would be made the best use of.

xxxiv. I pray he isn’t reading this.

xxxv. My mom is getting restless as it is 7:30 here

xxxvi. Its time for college.

xxxvii. Sababathy is meooooooowwwwing like hell.

xxxviii. He wants milk.( I told him only 15 more to go)

xxxix. I have very very very little real life friends (Excluding my relatives and Pen Pals who are a lot).

xl. U won’t believe I came to know it was friendship day a week later.

xli. I desperately want to go back to school.

xlii. The same class, Same teachers, Sam school, Same Books, Same friends……

xliii. And in the same bench.

xliv. I have one of my ears pierced, at the age of two.

xlv. I don’t cry …. Except for things which I will tell u in the next post.

xlvi. I don’t sing, I don’t Dance, I don’t play any instrument, I don’t paint …

xlvii. I talk to myself ( I told u I fell in love with myself).

xlviii. Waiting for the fourth Ashes test……

xlix. Only two more to go……. The OONIE club has got enough from me already.

l. I am desperately trying to get control of myself(Not that some one else has control over it…It wouldn’t be a problem then). Nobody has the key. I think lately I am on the right path to find the key…….If only I find the key to take control of myself…………………………

Phew! It’s finally over……….Nothing more to say(Bah! What more can a person say…..hehehehehe)…And the Numbering style. At least now u know 50 roman numbers

Absurd Ads Part-1

2005-08-15T18:26:00.000-07:00

Aviva Life Long Insurance:

A father has his son sent to america for doing his MBA. His son is a gold medalist there and he is about to return. The scene starts at the Airport where he waits for his son. And meanwhile he and his wife have thought of marrying him to either "tina, rina or moona" ... three indian girls i.e. And then his son rohit arrives ..... with a blonde who manages to produce a pretty decent "Namasteeee"( *Namastee is indian form of showing respect). His father hopes against hopes "May this girl be his best friend". Unfortunately she turns out to be more than his friend. Rohit introduces her as their Bahu(Daughter in law). His father manages an expression which cannot be explained and begins seasoning his mind for the acceptance of this unbelievable. Wait he has got more. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. A child cries.....Bahu consoles it. He is no more a father.... he is a grand father. And he makes a silly smile.....And the narrator....."Use Aviva life long insurance to take control of today and tommorow"......

Probably there was nothing wrong with the ad.But how does it signify their insurance policy?????? Why doesnt the father get angry? May be he could bear his son marrying a blonde(Nothing wrong) Why hasnt his son informed him about the mairrage. Very Absurd..........................And what has all this to do with the insurance.....Will they give him a new Indian Bahu???????

Gladiator

2005-08-11T18:30:00.000-07:00

Note: For those of u not familiar with cricket, let me introduce the characters of this post.I donot want u to be a cricket follower to take the essence of this post.

*Glen McGrath – Australian Fast Bowler

*Brett Lee - Australian Fast Bowler

*Errol Alcott - Australian Physiotherapist

Before I start with the magic that took place in the past two weeks in the Australian cricket , have a look at this and this. Any way if u are not patient enough to go through the contents, I will give u the gist. Here goes:

It is the most prestigious tournament in cricket – ‘The Ashes’. And McGrath and Lee form part of the much hype that preoccupies the series. They produce their magic as usual in the first test match and McGrath lands straight on the cricket ball and twists his ankle when falling down (Just before the second test match). U can imagine what pain u suffer when your leg ankle twists on a Leather 2.5 pound Cricket ball.

Aussies as usual miss him the second test and almost on the verge of a second test loss. They require 100 runs with the last pair (Brett Lee and Kasprowicz) facing. For those of u who don’t know cricket, 100 runs is a huge huge task. And Brett lee produces a miracle (Mind u he is a bowler and producing one with the bat is really impossible). And do u know how he does it? This is how:

The English pace men continuously put the ball on their ribs and skull. Brett lee could have very easily negotiated them with the bat. And got out caught( Again for those of u who don’t know cricket, when the ball hits the bat and is caught by one of the opponent team members, the batsman is out). And that is why he is a gladiator. And then England win the nail-bitter by 2 runs( Remember Australians were hundred runs behind). The thing I want to tell u here is the resistance and the Determination and the Patriotism these guys have for their side. And as a result, Brett lee is hospitalized the consequent day having a sore knee. And the third test started yesterday(only two days after Lee was hospitalized).

Surprise…Surprise. Both Brett Lee and U know who it is? Glenn McGrath play in the side. And seem to show no signs of the major injuries they underwent. And this is behind the scene story.

Both of them were virtually ruled out of rest of the Ashes. They knew they were the ones who needed to win this for them. They went straight to Errol Alcott their physiotherapist and tell him this simple words…” We need to play the rest of the tour, whatever the result may be….we must play the rest of the tour…” And they are here now, playing the third test and Brett lee is still working his magic………………………..

And this is the same brett lee who was hit by the english men and hospitalised earlier......

Days????

2005-08-09T04:45:00.000-07:00

Lately it was friendship day. Got some wishes. Some encouragements about my true friendship with some people. Some friends calling out their friends and gifting them on this so called 'special' day. So what is it all about treating friends special on a single day in a year. It happens when u treat ur mother special on mother's day, ur dad on father's day and ur lover on valentine's day. U gift them with some 'special' things on that day. Does that mean ur mom is special only on a single day of a year(or ur friend or ur dad or whoever). U can tell me that they are special but they become more special on those particular days. Boy ooooh Boy ! The specialy of ur mom, dad, friend tends to infinity. So there is no being more special. U may also tell me that these days are just to show the respect for them. Why? U must be doing this every time. Respect is all in the mind. U dont have to buy 24 hours every year to show them ur respect. I am seriously not able to find any satisfactory explanation.

May be this is true:
"Either i am mad,............. Or this world is crazy......."

It seems like it is both. For me the world is crazy....For the world i am MAD............

Antology

2005-08-07T01:32:00.000-07:00

Today i went to sleep ... And woke up all of a sudden( Reasons seriously unknown). And tried hard but couldnt get my sleep back. And was searching for something to kill time. And on my side on the wall were an army of ants marching to and fro. Some of the wierd things i noticed:

They seemed to follow a straight path and turned only at right angles or when the encountered an obstacle.
When they encountered another ant head on, They either swung in another direction or stood there stared at each other and turned back.
No two ants went parallel to each other(like men travelling hand in hand).
They never stopped(atleast for the time i saw them)
They used to get their bits and pieces of food from rather wierd places.
And when the dropped them, they would pick it up if it had falled in front or just run if it had fallen back(as if they hadnt felt it falling).

These tiny miracle surely dont have a brain.So i strongly feel they are just like computers programmed to do certain sequence of actions on a particular algorithm.

P.S I had been noticing these tiny beauties work for about an hour in full strech( What a useless man i am....Bah)

Love begins with U

2005-08-04T04:22:00.000-07:00

Note: This post might make u feel I am emphasizing on either ‘over-confidence’ or ‘ego’. But there is a huge difference.

Every one invariably loves at least one more person or entity in this earth, and is being loved by at least one more person in this world. But, I have always felt there is one person u MUST love. U. Have u loved yourself? It is not a matter of being proud of yourself when u do something great. ‘Feeling proud of yourself’ is a very common aspect. That doesn’t qualify yourself for The Love of U. The feel that you get when u want to live with yourself….Have I mad myself clear????Then here goes:

The pleasure of talking to yourself
The pain of scolding yourself
The beauty of admiring yourself
The agony of cursing yourself
The bliss of loving yourself
Prasing
Critcizing
Patting
Laughing
Crying and many many more acts u wouldnt have dreamt u could do with yourself

Have u experienced that bliss? If u haven’t please don’t miss it. The feel is wonderful. Four people talking about u is important.But U talking about yourself is much more important.

Fall in love.............................
....................with yourself.

..........................................
.......Now

Front

2005-08-01T18:57:00.000-07:00

Hey nothing much to do with the title. I didn’t want to put 'back' as the title for my return. SO put front. Okay. What happened in the test period? Aussies won the first ashes test COMPREHENSIVELY. College went as usual. J2ee class as usual. C# and post-graduation exams still (BAH) need a start. Only thing that has made a significant change is the fact that I have stopped my mind from off-beat thoughts (Blogging gave hell a lot of room for those). Any way with my cousin leaving to Florida this week round, I will have little company left in chennai. And without Blogging I knew I would be left handicapped. So back.

So, I have nothing much to post as for now. SO will give u a rather strange thought once told to me by my higher secondary school teacher (during my fare-well). She said ‘ This thought is JUST for U ‘ and gave the slip of paper. In it was written:

‘Make it a point every day to do something that u don’t want to do. This is the golden rule of doing your duty without pain ‘

I didn’t want to ask her whether she had custom made it or took it from some book especially for me. I know she took pains finding it (or writing it) for me. Because I see a lot of change in those days I try to do something I do not want to do.

So is this one a general rule or some thing that was custom made for me?????? Experiences welcome.

The world is not necessarily a stage....

2005-07-21T04:28:00.000-07:00

Today I had the privilege of hearing to the ‘All the world’s a stage’ for the third time in my academic career. And frankly I don’t listen to English classes. Save my energy for the math and physics classes. Consequences demanded me I listen to the poem. The message being everything in this life is monotonous and meaningless. I seriously felt like hitting Shakespeare right on his face when I heard it. When he himself has to undergo all these stages and depend heavily on life and when he wants the pleasures of living how can he ridicule life being meaningless?? . He is a good for nothing fellow who sits at a place and criticizes men and living is the immediate impression I get. Life is B…E…A…Utiful is what I feel. And he has no right to ridicule life. And he also bets that every one but every one must undergo all the changes of life. Not necessarily.

I am a great fan of the aussie cricket and cricket in all. And this month is the greatest. The Ashes and the release of Cricket 2005. Awesome. I am seriously mad of them and my mentors used to tell me once in my life I will feel silly about having been crazy like this(Exactly what Shakespeare said in his poem) . But I have promised myself I will remain myself . So where is all this going. The ashes Cricket 2005 My c# Certification exams and many many other post graduation entrance exams + BLOGGING. Is too much an ask. So have to subtract atleast one from the list. Ashes and cricket stopping will mean my dishonesty to the aussie fan that I am. And Exams and education stopping will mean dishonesty to myself and my mentors. But blogging stop means dishonest to very very few people. I know very few people agree with my point of views. But I have learned to love myself and my opinions. And blog wasn’t improving me a bit. But I had learnt a lot from reading others blogs. But my blogs were leading no where. I found this when I was making posts like duty.(Searching for something and blogshopping in kroopa’s blog and tracking it back) . And some silly silly stuff. I have always wanted every activity of mine to be my reflexes and instincts. Like my mathematics formulae and my bike driving. But when I think before blogging and making a filter so that people will like it doesn’t good.

Okey I don’t want to create too much a fuss. I know I am giving lame excuses. But sorry I am asking too much from myself. I will make a test for this month and will decide on quitting blogging. But I will keep reading blogs. And please don get me ur mail ids and yahoo messenger ids.

Bye and Be Good

There is no need for Anniyan.

2005-07-17T18:07:00.000-07:00

Things were getting bad this weekend. Dull, and no more words to describe. There was a psychological reason behind this. I was actually to receive my copy of ………………Cricket 2005 .(I know u had imagined it was Harry potter 6. I don’t read them.) Circumstances denied me my copy. I had nothing to blog. So went blogshopping. The best post u make when u have nothing to blog is either take up a TAG or make a Track back. So this one is a track back and who else is the victim . None other than Kroopa. So here goes the gist of kroopa’s issues.

“ The Indian system has not changed in any way at least in the matter of marriage. The dowry system still exists . And female infanticide is also predominant, the main reason being the fear of getting their female daughter married. “

Was the argument from kroops. Yes! All she said was true, very true. But don’t u think there has to be some change from the women’s point. They cant keep crying inside bathrooms and some even going to the level of suicide.

First of all, every female in India should be brought up by listening to stories of Indira Gandhi and Mother Teresa and Jhansi Rani and for that matter even Jayalalitha and not the legendary characters they are brought up with now. Because all the legendary women they know are Lakshmi, Saraswathy and Sita and Radha and many many other goddesses. Yes!They were a great example … years back. But now the world is running at a huge pace. And the qualities the legendary women they know convey are Kindness, Politeness to their husband (Infact blind belief) and to adjust with any ills of the society and remain inside the kitchen all their life. And this was true in kroop’s life too when her dad’s uncle told her that she would end up in the kitchen any way (thank god she had made up her mind).Bravo!Kroopa. But don’t u think u should have demanded it from every Indian women. And not repeatedly telling them what is happening till now. U should tell them what should happen to them. And this is what should happen:
Okay! Why did I talk of Jayalalitha and Jhansi Rani and others? What do u think was common in all of them. Boldness. U don’t need to be a strong wrestling DIVA to fight the ills that women undergo. All u need is a little boldness. Because No man has ever ill-treated a woman. It is the women who are ill-treated by men. If every women goes to the court when she is demanded dowry (This really happened once in Chennai), not bothering about what the society talks and what pressure her parents might give, what foolish man will demand dowry.And of course if there is going to be no dowry there will be no infanticide. And I have a feeling there should be a lot of independent women(unmarried women) who must rise to the levels of controlling the nation(Jayalalitha). I know u will ridicule me because politicians , ( especially Jayalalitha ) are villains to most of u. The point I wanted to make here is there should be more and more females who are self-dependant.

PS: So what has the title to do here? If u have already been a follower of the anniyan series u will know that an anniyan is born when there is an ill in the society. But here there is no need for him. Women will have to decide their destiny. Being in a city I know many women of the class I have described. We must not settle for them. We must create more and more women of the same class.

JAI HIND

The DELT class

2005-07-15T04:27:00.000-07:00

Hey.DELT is no da vinci code.It is Differential eqautions and Laplace Transformation class.Typical I-Math(Irritating math).Where there is nothing to teach nothing to learn..Just practice practice problems...Mug-Pots love it.It is a dull mondays(allmondays, are though) .To add salt to the injury there is no free hour and DELT is the last class(How good is that).The vampire and very few of his class mates who had succeeded in killing time for five hours are now ready to take the biggest challenge of the day(Of course,The others had left the class). DELT prof. enters class.Every one gets up and sits down.Murmurs of lifeless "Good evening".The usual.Dead faces in the students benches.And boy.Even the teacher's face is dead.He plans to make a difference in the mood by cracking some jokes and asked us to take our turn(Mind u he never ever leaves the class free).Students realise a pang of relief and light in their face.
And a RR (vampire's neighbour) comes up with some questions which ...I really dont have words to describe these......AWWWWWWWWWWW...May u be enlightened with those questions...If u have heard them before skip it...Here goes:

1) There is a banana and a monkey.The monkey doesnt eat the the banana.WHY?
Ans: Because the banana was plastic.

2) There is a REAL banana and a monkey.The monkey doesnt eat the banana.WHY?
Ans: Because the Monkey is plastic...(Please dont leave)

3) What do u call an animal that lives under the earth's surface and eats stone?
Ans: Under Ground Stone Eating Monster.

4)U dig a hole in the earth's central line vertically(from north pole and south pole).U throw every thing from bananas to shoes.Everything comes from the other side.But a stone thrown doesnt turn up.WHY?
Ans: Because the underground stone eating monster ate it.

5)How do u put an elephant inside a refrigerator?
Ans: By opening the refrigerator and putting it.

6)There is meeting of all the animals co-ordinated by the lion.All animals except one trun up.Who is that?
Ans: The elephant as he is in the refrigerator.

7)There is a pond through which no man can enter and come out alive.There are hell a lota crocodiles in it.But a man enters and comes out alive.How?
Ans: Because the crocodiles had gone for the meeting.

And he kept on producing such B..E...A...U....Tiful crap.And the class time gets over.RR feels proud of making the class laugh not knowing we all had laughed at his silliness..The prof. gets up and he seemed to have got back his dead face he had when he came to the class(Thankx to RR)...He stares at RR in disbelief and tells the class one single thing and leaves.....

"Leaving or even thinking of letting this class a free hour is the biggest crime"

Mighty sun....NAAAAAAH

2005-07-13T03:17:00.000-07:00

The sun is a mighty being who gives us light and enlightens us all. I dont agree with this at all.

Reason 1:
Scientifically, sun is just another small(much smaller than the others) star.And not even the near the centre of the anything.If he was mighty the almighty must have made the sun his central preference.

Inference 1: He is not even near being a preference of the almighty.(The almighty has ignored him.)

Reason 2:
U have to be an indian citizen to know this.That bloody fellow scorches us from above.Now here lies the issue. If he was a brave fellow he would fight us from our level.In our ground.He stays beyond our limits and fights us with his heat.He shows his power to worthless humans.And not with his breed of beautiful stars.Where as on the other hand,the stars provide us light harming us the least.

Inference 2: He is a coward.

P.S: This post is for the lighter side of it and was an immediate effect of travelling from the college in the scorching madras heat.No debates.U can call it 'Ramblings of a madras college boy'

Search for happiness and.....(Updated)

2005-07-11T03:21:00.000-07:00

I have something serious to tell kroops but before that I will make the post….

Okey.Have u ever thought about this. Any ‘WHY’ question to put forward and counter the reply with another ‘WHY’ question u end up with ‘Being Happy’ as the final answer???Let us take the simple layman’s example:

Why do u study?

Because I want to get good marks.

Why do u want to get good marks?

Because I want to get a good job

Why do u want a good job?

Because I want to earn good money.

Why do u want to earn good money?

Because I want to have good food, shelter and clothing + some good settled life.

Why do u want a settled life?

Because I want to be happy.

Any number of questions in the middle or later will end up in the same answer. The desire to be happy.

And consider these:

The great mahatma Gandhi attained freedom for India because that made him happy.
Abdul Kalaam does research in nuclear physics because that makes him happy.
Newton defined the fundamental way in which u live because that made him happy.

May be there are some situations where u consider being sad(or sacrifice happiness) . But have u noticed that it involves(indirectly) some one else being happy. Ur mom sacrifices her sleep(Happiness) to wake u up early in the morning….There are a countless other examples…Where every thing leads to being happy.

Everything is fine. But why does the mind prefer being HAPPY.

P.S:

(I am not putting this in Kroopa’s blog because I did not want to make her place dirty….which I used to do very often and some people have gone to the level of banning me.I dont want that to happen, seriously)

Don’t forget “parental pressure” plays a major role though. I doubt if you can actually tell your parents you want to become an artist when they’ve been brainwashing you to become a doctor. Not to mention that society doesn’t look at you with too much respect if you are a dancer or an artist etc.

This was kroopa’s answer to one of the discussions where I was talking about the Indian society where people study something and end up somewhere. And she made a beautiful point where in men end up somewhere for the lack of job and they get to learn both the disciplines…Well And good.

But the word parental pressure hurt me. I seriously believe that word has no significance. Because u are the cause of Ur own miseries and u are the only cause. Okay think of this. Why do parent’s pressurize u to take some thing u are not interested in? Because they feel that might make u a happy life. All they want u is to be happy. Why not give them the confidence that u will be better off being an artist(than a mediocre man). This story might make u understand. Galileo’s father put him in a music school(which was their family prof. I suppose) He studied there for one year or so and went straight to his father and said “I DONOT BELONG HERE” and went to make a life of his own….And u know what he means to the world (infact the universe) now. Just because u want to eat ur dad’s money “U HAFTA DO WHAT THEY PREFER”.

Now Virtual communication can be deceptive,Kroopa. I seriously meant no offense here.

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UPDATE:

Moral:
* One is that no one answered my question (Or whatever ultimate question it leads to...) WHy does the mind want to be happy(or blissfull)
* Second is that The word PARENTAL PRESSURE is a word that does not exist in the dictionary....It is meaningless
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Book Tag

2005-07-09T18:23:00.000-07:00

I have been tagged by Lens. So here goes:

Total number of books I own :
I seriously cant count them. If its only story books then about 20-30.

The last book bought?:
C# Primer by Stanley.B.Lippman (I am preparing for microsoft cert. So any one knows a better book then tell me.)

The last book you read?
Bloodline by Sidney Sheldon

Books I am currently reading:
Inside C# by Tom Archer
Surely, U are joking Mr.Feynmann by Ralph Leighton
The Tao of physics by Fritjof Capra

Books that mean a lot to me:
Topics in Algebra by I.N.Herstein
The Brief histroy of time by Stephen Hawking
Word power made easy by Norman Lewis
Fundamentals of physics by David Hallaway

And people who i am tagging this:

Narayan Sir, Kroopa, Anubhav, Niki , Vinesh and any one else reading this blog

Anniyan Returns

2005-07-08T02:15:00.000-07:00

Note: The screenplay and the build up might be very similar to The movie 'Anniyan' ...Never mind!And most important the things in italics are Dreams...Day dreams in the middle of Luz road....

The vampire once hears his grandma say to him(When he was a child) :

"A man is punished the same way he ill-treats others .... ill-treats others......ill-treats...same way....others....oth...."

Years later Vampire sets out to college in his kinetic marvel. Ten minutes later he is to encounter a 100 seconds in Luz Corner. Behind him is a funky guy(as he call himself to his girl) of course with her behind. The signal reads 90 seconds more for the green. And BEEEEEEEEEEP...BEEP.BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.BEEP.....The guys never seems to stop ringing the horn. Actually the vampire is the first in the line and this guys desperately wants to get past him and push his way some how through the traffic. This was an automated signal and so therefore no policemen. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and the guy says something to his girl and starts laughing. He was probably telling his girl that the vampire is a real dumb fellow.

And finally the signal shows green. The vampire moves and the guy flies past him. They reach a narrow road and the guy is caught behind some lorry .The vampire over takes him. After some comic sequence of events the vampire is just in front of the guy in a one and a half lane(Just wider than a single lane).BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. The guy horns for the vampire to leave way.

(The sequence of events that happen from now is controlled by ‘Anniyan’ an alter-ego of the vampire. The vampire knows nothing of it.)

Swish.

The vampire..Ahem anniyan gives his head a vigorous shake and his hairs fall down giving it a clumsy anniyan look. He makes way for the guy. The overjoyed guy moves past. Hardly realizing the lorry was still in front of them moving like a snail. Anniyan puts his thumb on the horn pressing it hard with all his force. The guy is frustrated. Anniyan travels the whole 2 km stretch yelling with the horn. Neither does he go in front nor does he stops pressing the horn. The guy in front stops. Anniyan does so. The agitated guy gets down .

Guy: Why are u irritating me?

Anniyan: What irritated u?

G: Hah…Ur horn

A: Why what’s the problem with that?

G: Why are u horning like hell?

A: Why did u horn like hell then?

G: When?

A: In the signal.

G: Because I wanted u to move.

A: Why should I?. The signal was on and I don’t have to move when it is red.

G: No probs u follow the rules and make way. I will find my own loop-holes.

A: I did follow the rules. Nobody is restricted from using the horn and so I was using it with u front.

G: I told u my objective for pressing the horn. What do u want from me by pressing the horn. I made way for u right?

A: My objective is already fulfilled. I wanted u to stop and know the pain of yelling with the horn in a signal.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. A sound horn from behind wakes the vampire from his dream. It’s the guy. The vampire smiles to himself and allows the guy…….

P.S: This is a work of pure imagination and used Anniyan because It would fit the situation perfectly. The thing I wanted to tell u is the pain horning in a signal gives u. And this is very true for other small loop-holes in the law which we misuse.

Customs

2005-07-06T18:39:00.000-07:00

‘An Atheist, a religious non-believer, a liability to the Brahmin community’ is what I am often accused of. I would have been thrown out if I were to approve this very tradition, inside a temple. Okey for those of u readers who are not part(or new) with the Indian society. There is this lower class of people especially in Tamil Nadu who make it a point to take the dead body in a Paadai(stretcher) and travel a long(about some two three kilometers) before Burying it(or burning it).Now the catch is the travel. Wherein about four people carry the stretcher and a huge band of dancers and drummers lead the dead body. And man! They dance and sing as happily as possible, the full trip. And mind u no higher class men approve this. They always feel this a stupid tradition where one enjoys the death of another person. So did I. But when I was given an explanation for this by one of my friends I was shell-shocked. Here goes:

“A man cries and keeps on crying when he is born, and we don’t know what happens to him after he leaves his body, so at least after he is dead let us not escort him crying, let us make his journey to the stars memorable”

Was the main idea of escorting a dead man’s body with a troop of dancers. And believe me most of the family members don’t take this voyage. Because they don’t want to spoil their dead man’s happy journey to the stars. And there are professional dancers and drummers especially for this profession.

Amen to this

VCD shop drama

2005-07-05T05:23:00.000-07:00

I dunno what happened,but i had been posting some silly stuff lately.Any ways let us put it aside.Before i think of something sensible to put up.This is for the lighter side.Mind u this was a real incident.But i am not mentioning names or donot want to hurt any one's feelings..

It happened when the vampire was 9th class.The vampire is not a part of this drama though.Let us call the hero "Bruce".Bruce enters the newly opened VCD shop.Makes a devilish master plan.Matrix was the buzz word of the time.The VCD shop is a newly opened one.So no memership required.That forms the basis of Bruce's master plan.He is master of these arts, so wastes no time in formalities.Demands a 'MATRIX' cd for rent.Boy! Doesnt the VCD venor waste any time.Straight away picks up the cd and hands it over to Bruce.This had taken bruce by surprise as he had imagined a suspicious vendor discussing a lot and giving strange stares before even thinking of giving him the cd.Hey! i forgot to tell u those days owning a cd that too a 'MATRIX' cd was like ...something words cant describe.Hey dudes we didnt have a cd-writer those days.So getting a cd and making a copy of it and owning it was not possible.So Bruce is already into his dreams thinking of the beautiful times he would have making his friends BEG for the cd from him.A hand on his shoulder brings back bruce to the present.The vendor.'Son! what is us address and phone number?' he said.Bruce thinks fast.And God!Didnt bruce desperately wanted to own the movie.He blurts out some address and phone number that made sense.And tries to move as calmly as possible to the door.'Dont run and get urself caught' Bruce warned himself.'My son! Make urself comfortable and take a seat' A rather sarcastic voice demanded from behind.The vendor again.He had tried connecting the phone number and got a message 'This telephone number does not exist'.After some series of advices and scoldings and yellings(Thank god no beatings) bruce is made to sit in a totally tranquilised environment and thinks of the safest person to come to his rescue.Calls his best friend.Let us call him "Hanks".Hanks manages all the cash from his pocket and rushes to the spot.On the way he meets "Ace".Ace has a public image that he is a feared person and a DHADHA(The muscles guy) in our school.He hears the story from "hanks" and demands that he handle the situation and finish off the vendor who insulted his friend.
In the meantime Bruce had informed the vendor that Hanks is coming to the rescue.And when he saw Ace parking his cycle in the CD shop he thought "What in the world is this bull doing here?".And the vendor was quick to sense foul play and asked whether bruce knew him for which Bruce replied "It is Ace".And Ace enters with a confident smile and keeps his hand on the table.The vendor demanded who he was."I am Hanks what is the problem here?" Ace replied.PHAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.The vendors fingers are marked on Ace's face and bruce aleardy had his face burried in his hands.
The rest of the story is irrevelant.Hey it was a happy ending only.Dont worry.They were made to buy the Cd.

Amen To this

2005-07-03T19:34:00.000-07:00

First of all, i actually got this word from one of my co-bloggers....And frankly had not even heard of this before.....All i know about it is "Amen is something concerned with truth"....And pardon me if this word has got any other synonym which does not match the context....Ahhhh i forgot

The patch:
Before i move on with the patch, i want to make clear my intentions of the previous extension to darwin's theory.

1) There is nobody who is completely 'Fittest' or completely 'Survivor' or completely 'Not fit to survive'. It is the amount of priority u give to mistakes that makes u clever.Some people are fittest in some issues...Eg) Many people dont have the habit of smoking...Even before they have tasted it...Meaning they learnt from others mistakes....Most people are survivors to most issues....It is hard to learn from others mistakes for small issues...U only laugh at them...But u feel the pain when u do it...

2) The 'Not fit to survive' category...i used not 'fit' not because it was rhyming with the context...Because the soceity may sometimes be kind enough to allow them to survive...Example, Imagine a celebs son/daughter...They do hell a lota mistakes and never even seem to realise it(Learning from it a diff issue)..And the soceity allows them to 'More than survive'...This is only one of the many many other examples....

The patch(1.2)....Haaa it is finally there....
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I would leave it to u this time....U explain this to me...
"Call them god,They will respond and work like a dog"
Tell me how this fits the context and who is "them" reffering to???

And amen to these too:
* Shahid afridi is named in ICC world 11 squad(Yipee)
* And because my talks have earned me 'Insane' name...i decide to maintain silence once every week
* Thats it

P.S: And how does the title suit my patch????Dont u think there was truth in my patch...Please dont say NO...*LOL*

Darwin's theory Patch1.1

2005-07-01T17:24:00.000-07:00

"SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST"..is simply what darwin's theory states.... But here goes my patch(update) to it...

"A man who learns from others mistakes is 'THE FITTEST',
A man who learns from his own mistakes is 'THE SURVIVOR' ,
A man who doesnt even learn from his own mistakes is 'NOT FIT TO SURVIVE' "

P.S: A detailed explanation of this will be given in my patch 1.2 which is to come shortly....

Anniyan

2005-06-29T19:22:00.000-07:00

No guys...this is no review of the Anniyan Movie....Rather i dont want to make my blog redundant by reviewing that movie......But this was an after effect of watching the movie...U will know why?

Recently,I was in an argument with one of my classmates.Again....one of those illusionary number theory classes....ones in which u are deeply involved when sir talks about interesting,mind blogging...ahem mind boggling primes and your mind goes blank the moment he leaves the class.Now let us call my friend 'A.E'.He asked me about the blah...blah...blah issue Politician X is facing.And he also started confronting X...."A typical jealous guy".......I thought to myself.I was quiet for some time then all of sudden when A.E was getting too far i blurted out this one simple question "Did u see the issue happen or are u the official historian of X? If at all there is a probs it is X's"...Now this made A.E hysterical....."Dho Daa Thathuvam pesararu"... a sarcastic slang way of teasing some one who advices people....I could see he was artificial.I could see he was thinking.He knows he doesnt know about it and yet he talks about it just to spend time.It has become man's habit that if u donot have work to do or nothing to talk about...You take up some celebrity (u wont take ur peers or the people u know because they might take u to court)....And blah blah blah....And it boils me more when it is a politician or an actor....It starts right from infant hood...The definition of politician has been inscribed on a child's heart as the 'one who steals public's money and one who does all DON acts..."U might also tell me that movies are a major reason for this projection...Yes and No!
Yes!They do project some bad politicians(Villains)...So what? A movie is a movie...After all.Do u take everything from a movie..,You take what u feel can make a gossip topic for u....
No!because there are a bundle of movies which show the ills of politics and a bold student comes and ends them by taking up the bold profession...Hardly do such movies make it to the box-office.....Bah...90% of the children in the world are brought up with the impression that Politics is a 'Sakkadai'...'A Garbage'......May be it is.But why arent they made to realise that the sakkadai is part of their house(country) and they have the right(because they pay tax) and the duty(because it is their mom) of cleaning it......
And finally after this converstaion A.E and i take an oath not to gossip 'Behind the scene issues of celebrities...A.E is my alter ego and i took a resolution (i had been banging this thought on blogs for a million times and nobody seems to respect me)...So i try making myself perfect in this issue.........

P.S: A.E is just my imagination and i aint suffering from any split and all .... Dont worry...And i also know this post is very analogous to the 'soceity concerned movies' which dont make it to the box office....i know this will hardly make an impression...But WHEN U MAKE AN APPEAL MAKE IT LOUD....

Bangalore Drama

2005-06-27T02:32:00.000-07:00

Been to bangalore for the weekend..A sequence of comic events...Made perfect chemistry for the weekend though....
* The best possible train that went to Bangalore...Starts at hot mid noon 1:00pm from chennai(Now u know why it was the best)....No Berths for lying down(now how good is that?)....And The dreaming vampire had as usual dreamt of free seats(as it was school season).....yep they were....they were free only till the train started....All of a sudden like in the theatre ticket counter wherein hands come out of nowhere and grab the tickets, the passengers came out rushing occupying the seats..."Boys u got ur tickets right???"----The Vampire wondered to himself...But they didnt....First come First serve basis....The row in which i was seated was pretty decent though...Only thing was that an Old Buddy was seated by my side...Already the vampire is unable to free his arms and legs and now he cant even put his legs on the seat(That would have meant disrespect for the Old Buddy)...And 6 hours of Enduring journey
*Reached bangalore after the uphill challenge of travelling like a seated statue...played a game of monopoly with my cousins(Till 2 o clock in the night...After all a game can energise u...bah)....Do u remember the state i was 12 hours ago?....Next morning, up and active at 4 o clock...Planned to make a long and exciting trip...It was after all exciting though(U will know why when the fotos arrive)....Off to some Ranganthittu Bird sanctuary about 150 kms from bangalore...WOW there was a long list of banners advertising the names of strange birds....The vampire runs into the park in exctement....And flutter a flock of dark beautiful birds on hearing the vampire's noise....Crows....Crows....Crows.....is all what we saw in the so-called Bird Sanctuary....We didnt give up so easily...me and my cousins tried posing like the Birds...Lets see how the fotos turn up....Okey all is not over...we headed to one Balmuri falls nearby that Damn Bird sanctuary...And boy oh boy..Lots of water...But all had fell...fell on the ground i suppose....A Km strech of stagnant water...Still all is not over...Had lunch some where near mysore.....Off to bangalore....A Game of Monopoly....(After all if every thing went goofs...this thing seemed to save us...)
* Next day...woke up...No so early though...7 o clock....Day seemed to run slow after the flop show the other day....bath...break fast.....And all of a sudden clock woke us all up..'Twas 11:20 ...And we seemed to slightly remember we had a ticket booked to Anniyan...All of a sudden every thing went in ultra fast motion....I didnt actually realise what happened after that...I was in the theatre minutes before the movie...(Mind u the PVR theatre was about 5 Kms from jaya nagar and the show was at 11:30)....Thankx to some NFS style driving from my cousin...Am not reviewing the movie(Actually there is nothing to...'Twas an excellent movie....And too much Plagiarism...Story from Sidney Sheldon "Tell Me Ur Dreams"...and many more...Vikram was greaaaat)...Returned home...went to cousin's office and played TT(i am hell bad at it)...Came back...it's time to get back home....Caught the train...Back to chennai....And forgot to tell u...I was suffering from an ear block in bangalore(as it is much much cooler than chennai)...And it bursts clearing my ear the moment i enter chennai.....

Update:
Now please dont get furious with me for the build up i gave for the fotos...We had actually tried taking some Movie like photos to project the birds in us....But this is what happens:
Bird sanctuary doesnt have birds.....Water falls dont have water....Film doesnt turn out into photos....But this was all i could manage to get out of the damn Film...

We tried to get as high as the birds....We couldnt get any higher

Actually we are trying to behave like a flock of birds

We finally manage to find a flying bird in our background and try to catch it but the damn camera refuses to show a single face other than us(Bah...A camera neednt show so much love..)

Can Any One Explain This?

2005-06-22T18:44:00.001-07:00

Here goes the funny sequence of events:
* Actually i strongly believe in the concept of "A Movie is a Movie"
* Weeks earlier,after i returned from my summer holidays i tracked back one of my blogger pals post( on Comparing a Tamil Movie to reality) and ridiculed it with a lot of fire....
* And i later found out that the track back i did was a seriously useless thing as MOST people watch a movie and rate it to its closeness to reality...(I seriously started a research on this topic and found out in a lot of sites and Blogs that movies were after all a matter of reality invoved in them...)
* And this was made obvious by the B....E....A....U...tiful ban of smoking in movies by the undisputed Indian Government.....
So all u infer from th above sequence is that "People watch movies(if not spider man and super man but normal tamil family movies) and take the message from it and implement them in their real life....".If people start smoking because their super heros do so..(Now i am not going to debate in the normal lines...Dont worry)...All i want is an expanation on this beautiful LYRICS from a song in the movie "MANMADHAN".....Now i promise u this might not have been an issue if not for the above events(Because i never take movies for REAL...Whatever movie might it be)......
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Here goes a single line that struck me straight into my heart from the song "KADHAL VALATHAEN" meaning"I developed Love".It is a normal song sequence in which college goer is afefcted by a Beautiful girl and starts singing in her praise ... everything was poetic and romantic UNTIL THIS LINE:
"Thandai anbu adhu pirakum varai...Thayin anbu adhu valarum varai....Thozhi oruthi vandhu tharum anbooooo...Uyirodu vaaazhum vaaaaraaaaaiiii....."meaning..."The affection attained by ur father is till u are born....the affection from ur mother's side is till u are grown up...The affection that u get from ur girl friend(who intervenes in ur life) is as long as u LIVE..."..I dont think there could be any explanation to this If movies reflect reality....And mind u this is no super hero movie...It is a normal middle class guy movie...So if young guys start smoking because of their Heros ...What would they imply from this line.......Now i can really tell u even if parent's love isnt the ULTIMATE(It is actually THE ULTIMATE though)....it can in no way be compared to A gal's Love.......

P.S: Please dont ask me "Why so much FIRE??"...Dont u think so much fire was needed for such a ridiculous thing....And BTW i am going to bangalore for the weekend so will post only on monday...Expect a good judgement from u guys...

All the world's a stage....

2005-06-20T07:51:00.000-07:00

Those Old days:
The vampire is in his sixth class....Thirteen....In a hindi class test(Mrs.G mam...one of his favourite teachers)....The vampire does moderately well in the exam...Bell rings....Forgets to submit paper...Mam forgets to collect....two hours later Vampire finds the paper in his bench......Runs to G Mam.....Apologises and submits paper...Laughing at his innocense....The teacher feels Good(for having relieved the child's innocent heart )!

Those Not so Old days:
The vampire is in his Tenth class.....Sixteen.....In a Biology class test(Mrs.C mam...not one of those teachers he fancies though)......Vampire has done extra ordinarily well...takes extra time...mam leaves clas...forgets to remind late writers(Vampire included)...Vampire rushes along with her to the staff room......Mam Suspects and denies the paper.....Both the teacher and the mam dont feel well!!

These days:
The vampire is a college-goer.....Nineteen....In a Relativity test(Mr.S sir...He is not the problem...the subject is though)...The vampire is typical colleg goer....doesnt prepare for class test...Unlike the previous tests....The vampire doesnt forget the paper...not late to finish(Hehehehe hasnt written anything though)....The teacher doesnt forget to remind the time remaining...The vampire has an evil horn in his head though.....He makes a decision not to submit the paper...And does not....The vampire feels good this time....OR DOES HE???????

Tag...I am coming

2005-06-17T03:05:00.000-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen,Boys and Girls,Children of all ages....It is party time again ....Implies It is college time again...And now i am a senior...I have completed one year of Wonderful Mother Mathematics.....This is Information...Now the Tag...I actually loved this TAG business when i was reading through some blogs i actually did not know....And couldnt get the TAG from them(as i did not know them of course..)..So i am starting these questions myself....And will pass it on(Some questions here are replicas of some of the other tag questions i saw...).Here Goes....

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According to u:

1)Three words with which u can Define Everything
Ans: * Mathematics
* Mind
* Time

2)Three words that define U
Ans: * I
* Me
* Myself

3)Three screen Names u have
Ans: * Grey Vampire
* Krishna
* That's It

4)Three people who changed the way u look at the world
Ans: * Mom(She was responsble for me seeing the world)
* Galileo(I told u why in my earlier post)
* Arabss( they found numbers or else i would be looking at a meaningless world)

5)Three people who changed the way the world looks at u
Ans: * My primary school teacher(she taught me to read and write..else u know how the world would have looked at me)
* My first Optician(I looked different without my specs)
* Sababathy(My cat...damn he made a permanent mark on my hand)

6)Three reasons for our existense
Ans: * I dont know a single reason for it....NEXT

7)Three words ur mouth cant do without
Ans: * Yes
* No
* Krishna

8)Three words ur mouth cant utter
Ans: * Elder's names
* Biological terms
* !@#$(Even my hands cant type it)

9)Three careers u have dreamt urself in:
Ans: * Research
* Politics
* Bachelor

10)Three reasons why i qualify to be the GREY VAMPIRE
Ans:* I aint answering this before U..

Tagged to: Anubhav, Niki, Kroopa, Narayan Sir, Srivatsan and any one who wants to take it.....

The UnderDogs

2005-06-14T18:28:00.000-07:00

In this series i will publishing about some great characters who have been (in more than a way) an enormous inspiration to me .....I will start of with two men who lived in different time zones and in two ends of the world but had many things in common.....And Why Underdogs???And these are just my feelings and some incidents in their lives i love talking about...and not from any internet biography site!

Galileo Galilei:

Introduction:
Yeah...Being a true believer of science...I cannot do off with the man Einsten named "The Father of modern science"...Galileo Galilei....I know i can write volumes about these people...And u might have read lots and lots and lots about them...And u might laugh at me calling Galileo an underdog...I know he isnt...But he was...atleast for the time he lived...He was a mad man...An Atheist...A staunch disobeyer of christianity...as most called him in his time.....Why?All because he told the world something they couldnt digest..All because he changed the FUNDAMENTAL way in which u look at the universe...Just imagine if only galileo hadnt sacrificed his life to tell the truth about our solar system....U wouldnt have known that the earth is moving...Atleast till the early twentieth century (when we had enough telescopes to reveal the solar system)...And boy oh boy ...galileo was the man who built the Basic telescope...Precisely meaning without him we would all be FOOLS looking at the sky and wondering "WOW..THE SUN TRAVELS SO FASSST"..And i always tell my friends Galileo was very much ahead of his time...As there was only one theory which comprehensively supported the helio-centric view...The Gravity(which was not discovered then)..."So if galileo could die telling a fact without even having the resources(Gravity) at his time...then imagine if he had been there now with all these scientific improvments...." IS the most follish statement....As he is the cause of all the modern day science improvements....And he would never have worked with todays resources...As he always belonged to TOMMOROW(I hope u understood this)..Okey lemme tell u thin incident i loved about him...

Incident:
This is taken from the play "The life of galileo":
Galileo : Did you figure out what I told you yesterday?
Andrea : What? You mean Kippernick and all that turning business?
Galileo : Yes.
Andrea : No. Why do you want me to figure it out? It's too hard for me, I'll only be eleven in October.
Galileo : I want you to understand it, you in particular. To make everybody understand, that's why I work and buy expensive books instead of paying the milkman.
Andrea : But I can see that the sun's not in the same place in the evening and morning. So it can't stand still. It just can't.
Galileo : You "see"! What do you see? You see nothing at all. You're just gaping. Gaping isn't seeing. (He places the iron washstand in the center of the room.) Now, that's the sun. Sit down. (Andrea sits down in the only chair. Galileo stands behind him) Where is the sun, right or left?
Andrea : Left.
Galileo : And how does it get to the right?
Andrea : When you carry it over to the right. Naturally.
Galileo : Only then? (He picks up the chair with him in it and urns it halfway around.) Where's the sun now?
Andrea : On the right.
Galileo : Has it moved?
Andrea : I guess it hasn't.
Galileo : What moved?
Andrea : Me.
Galileo : Wrong! Stupid! the chair!
Andrea : But me with it!
Galileo : Obviously. The chair is the earth. You're sitting on it.

Moral:
YELL the truth u know on whatever circumstances(Even if u are put to house arrest and ridiculed mad and all those stuff)

Subramaniya Bharathi:

Introduction:
A poet very much ahead of his time(one of the many aspects he had in common with galileo)....A scientific and analytical brain(As i would call it)......The man who threw out his poonal (which is a mandatory part of his religion) just because he couldnt do off with the ills of his religion...The man who wore the turban to show his hatred to some of the ill-customs of the soceity(The style which Rajini kant copied in BABA "wearing the turban means Fight and removing means peace)...And that is why he was much ahead of his time...*LOL*....The man whose death was attended by only Five people(And that is why he qualifies as a Top Under Dog)

Incident:
This happened when his wife was once out of station and he had to cook and when he heats the Gas Stove a crow appears in his window....And he is reminded of the beautiful Lord Krishna (to whom he is extremly dedicated and we will see why)..He forgets all about the stove and starts singing imagining the crow to be his Dark Lord Krishna....it goes like this:
"KAKKAI CHIRAGINILAE NANDALALAAA UNDHAN KARIYA NIRAM THONDRUDHAIYAAAA..."
meaning.." Hey Nandhalala(Lird krishna) ... i am able to see ur dark texture in the crow's wings.."Wow What involvement to the LORD....
And this is the beauty of it all....Forgetting all about the stove he puts his hand straight into the FIRY STOVE(it had been on for about five long minutes now and u can imagine the HEAT it would have had)....A normal man would have shouted "AAAAAAAAA" and OUUUCHHH" in pain...But bharathi was too busy with his LORD he could only sing more on the lord's praise....
"THEE KUL KAIYAI VAITHAAL UNNAI THEENDUM SUGAM THONDRUTHAIAAAAA..."meaning..."I feel like playing with u when i touch the FIRE......"...Now dudes and duddettes all these happened for real.I hope u now know what TRUE love means.......

Moral:
Be sincere and Deicated(100%) to whomever or whatever U LOVE........

Beyond Thinking.....TAGGED

2005-06-12T18:39:00.000-07:00

Actually i have started to develop an obsession for tracking back blogs....And this time it is a combination of two posts that i have planned to track back...though i wasnt able to ping them(as they dont have thier haloscan ping urls)....Bah what if haloscan isnt there after all i can get u the links here....I dunno whether this is co-incidence but i never browse through blogs in bits and pieces.....I read all the blogs i like in a full strech...But then today morning i came and hadnt taken bath...So only ten minutes to take bath and have food(Because No bath=No food rule was implied and i was starting to feel hungry)...."And so only two three blogs will be read"---I said to myself...Okey okey okey i know i am dragging this a bit too far....
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First i read Narayan Sir's post on his desire to know about the present Tamil syllabus....I had mixed feelings...A feel of plight and a feel of inner satisfaction and pride....A feel of plight for narayan sir.As there is a different truth in the present educational soceity(here in TAMIL NADU)....Infact it is no educational soceity here....It is just mark crazy soceity...School ads read "100% pass...... 80% distinction........20 students of the top 100 ranks....."All is well only if the marks u get directly implied ur educational level in the particular subject...And hey i m not the guy who is going to say "Every one who gets 20% is not dumb and every body who gets 100 is not briliant"......The latter statement is true though....I STRONGLY believe in "Getting gud marks is a neccesary but NOT sufficient condition to prove u know the subject"...meaning if u dont get good marks...u clearly havent studied...but getting good marks need not neccesarily mean u know the subject.....All this aside let us take the school issue...All they promise u is good marks and why wont they....Their staffs have been in the question paper setting and answer paper correcting for quite a long time now...and they have seen question papers for a minimum of 20 years......And all they teach u is exam oriented....And the practical exam is the most comic issue of it all......Less than 1% percent of the overall students who write the exam......And No STUDENT absolutely NO STUDENT gets a mark less than 100% (not even 99%) in some particular top-rated schools* in the heart of chennai(* Want the names of the schools????ask me personally)...Know why???Because they produce best marks in theory papers and they dont want their students to lose a state rank because of the practical exams(NOW HOW GOOD IS THIS???)...now how is this all connected to narayan sir's post on tamil litt..The key point i wanted to stress was that MARK IS THE ONLY FACTOR....meaning whatever u study u want marks...so u study only what scores marks for u....meaning tamil is a pretty difficult language to score and most city-goers(As city school offers scoring languages like french and sanskrit) dont take TAMIL...and even for those guys who study tamil they study it only for the marks...i can bet less than 10% of the tamil students know the inner meaning of what they study and NOBODY enjoys the beauty of the language....(FRANKLY i cant write or read a single word in tamil...)..A feeling of inner pride because i now know a person who resides in farfield,California...interested in our chapters in the tamil syllabus(which of course our students arent)
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I know this has a vague connection with Anubhav's post on our indian politicians thinking beyond...Now anubhav i have a doubt?Who are the politicians? They represent U(our country)....U elected them....hahaha if only u had elected them it would have been a different case....How many of educated people do u think vote?Or how many of educated students pursue politics(All they say is it is a Dirty Garbage and u dont want to enter it....The garbage is part of ur house(country) and u have the responsibility to clean it(i Know u have heard this in some movie.....)But i have a different view on this .....Even if u dont clean it u have no right to complain about the GARBAGE(or so called)..hey no offense meant here.Even i have no idea of cleaning it..but i hardly complain politicians...after all they have taken up the job...even if they dont succeed in cleaning the dirt....How are these two posts connected???Actually they arent...But anubhav's claim on our politicians using the same old strategy of creating public stunt and gaining attention and pointing out Adhvani's actions....was very analogous of what Jayalalitha has been doing the past year...That of arresting the Acharya some months after the murder(i am not calling this fraud but all i wanted to point out is the timing) and similarly banning the entrance exams for getting into prof.Colleges(this is where i got the connection...hehehehe too vague right??)....The timing of the Public stunt is important...All could have happ. any time in her reign....She could have laid the ban three years back...or arrested the acharya immediately after the murder...Because it's ELECTION TIME...The thing i wanted to tell u is politicians will never change ....either u have to create change by taking up the bold prof...or change it by making sensible votes(First u gotta vote for that)....
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Why did the chicken cross the road???

2005-06-10T05:30:00.000-07:00

What s ur answer????

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Isaac Newton 's Answer:
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play
follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .

Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Rene Descartes 's Answer:
Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.

Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Darwin's Answer:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Another Answer:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Hippocrates's Answer:
Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Arthur Andersen Consultant's Answer:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its
dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant
challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering
relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its
physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impact environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a
consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the
chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards
the creation of a total business integration solution. (Andersen
Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

Mark Twain's Answer:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.

Another Answer:
That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.

Aristotle's Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

Buddha's Answer:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

The Pope's Answer:
That is only for God to know.

Source: http://www.chickenjoke.com

Is it real???

2005-06-08T18:56:00.000-07:00

I know this might look silly of my age...But then, let me tell you how this post came about....I used to be a great fan of wrestling as a kid...as a teen and then all of a sudden star sports' 10 year contract with the wwf ends and so i stop watching wrestling at 2000....It was like in the early ages of my watching i used to believe it was real, just from my peers words....Then at around 15, 16 i assume it is totally fake just because those same peers and my parents tell me it is FAKE.....And i forgot all about it as there was no more wrestling...And then there was this channel called ten sports which all of a sudden appears in all of our TVs and OMIGOSH they telecast my ex-second favourite sport(cricket was my all time fav though)....But i turn a strange yellow colour when there are none of my favourite wwf super stars and what more it has got a whole new name....WWE(world wrestling entertainment)...So after all they accept this is entertainent...But then more and more i started wtaching the sport and that too at this age of 19...i started to get a feeling it isnt completely FAKE....or it wont be fair to call it completely fake or completely real.....And i browse through all the information on the website and i never never get the real information about the behind the scenes of the PRO-Wrestling stuff.There are a lot of questions that haunt me(Hahahaha atleast there are some things that can haunt the vampire too):

1) First thing is i donot want a "It is totally fake" answer.

2) I know some of the off stage events MUST be fixed(like stone cold putting a RATTLE snake in HHH's Room)...but are the match results fixed???

3)If they arent how does the winning occur....??

4)And what about the chairs and tables and Arena (i think the arena is canvas so is doesnt hurt much)

5)The blood....this is ridiculous...They do these stuff LIVE and i dont think they have some ink tied to their head or some thing...and i dont think they can fool the crowd who watch it in front of them.

6) And what about the moves they do on floor's on the crowd area.....I remember once undertaker choke slamed KAne right where the audience cheer...so they know what kind of floor kane has fallen on......

7)And the crowd...please dont tell me they are fake(Meaning Mcmahon(chairman) buys crowd every week )......How do so much people turn up for a pretty costly ticket(dazz what i heard)...

8) And if at all the crowd is what vince mcmahon rents then what else is the profit this million dollar industry gets?????

9) Then the burried alive match....(Every one sees the undertaker go down the earth...may be he has some arrangements with which he can come out)...

P.S: I am sorry if i have come up with a very very silly post..

One more post on 'THAT'......

2005-06-06T19:41:00.000-07:00

Yeah...most of u might have read a lot of posts on THAT...And THAT exactly means the ban on smoking in movies.As Sudarshan says some wlecomed it and some condemned it...Hey i am yet to see a blog which welcomed it(i didnt know politicians had blogs *LOL*).But any ways mine is a usual reaction.....I also call it total absurdity... But have told u i believe in theories and proofs...so i will give u SOLID reasons why this is an obnoxious decision...

1) Let us talk their way...What is that they ultimately want?The Public is their only aim right?Then why not ban smoking all together if they are so concerned about the MAKKAL(Public)...

2)And why only cinemas???Arent there ads and serials and many many other TV programs in which super heros smoke???And public posters...This has another issue to settle...nude posters...especially HUGGGE ones above top main roads...

3)If cinema heros were the sole cause of public smoking...Then do boys and gals go running around in streets singing DUETS...or have they started showing enormous love for their MOM and the SOCEITY which are most common aspects of today's cinema...

4)Okey if it is that u wanted to eliminate the bad first...Then why not stop skimpy clothed girls in movies.....or raping scenes or murder scenes....(hey dont temme heros dont do these...they murder and say 'NAAN MAGAAN ALA".."I am not mahatma").

5)And BTW what happened to drinking????Isnt it worse than smoking...They havent because most politicians who laid this law themselves DRINK...Cant they sacrifice this for their PUBLIC.....
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P.S: Dudes and Dudettes ..... i actually hate criticising big shots especially politicians and movie stars and rumouring about them in public...But i have a feeling this is an absurd MOVE by the indian GOVT. And i needed to talk about this somewhere...And what better place than 'BLOG'...

Quantum computing:Answer to 'Physics Vs Electronics'????

2005-06-04T05:22:00.000-07:00

Note:This post is reflection of the indian educational soceity so if there is a violated offensive statement which hurts the respect some other educational soceity gives for physics...SORRY
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Now the direct definition of electronic gives u this:" Of, based on, operated by, or otherwise involving the controlled conduction of electrons or other charge carriers, especially in a vacuum, gas, or semiconducting material. ".
And that of physics gives u:"The science of matter and energy and of interactions between the two, grouped in traditional fields such as acoustics, optics, mechanics, thermodynamics, and electromagnetism, as well as in modern extensions including atomic and nuclear physics, cryogenics, solid-state physics, particle physics, and plasma physics."
And it is only in the higher secondary level we study electronics as a part of physics....And after that this is what exactly happens.A student especially in this part of this world(where pursuing a non-engineering course is almost a crime) almost has a feeling that he has to study an elctronic course(be it EEE or ECE) to be part of the best elite part of his college.And i can bet on my head 70% of the electronic engineering students dont do it because of the passion they have for the subject or because they know any thing about it.I told u they are exposed to one chapter of electronics in their whole life(which most students omit if they are of the state board syllabus)...All this is even fine.Now if u hear what they say...This almost developed a fire in me to prove a point.I was actually in the midst of a lively converstaion with a group of some 7,8 people which included a physics student,an ECE student,me and many others.When i dunno what lead to this statement but i couldnt actually take it.The ECE student said to the physics guy with a big sarcastic laugh "Now dude u hardly have a scope in this world and moreover it is our field electronics which rules the world with computers and cell phones forming the basis of our lives and u physicists have proved nothing for the past 5, 6 decades".
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Leave aside the conversation,if this is the basic view in which electronics students lead their lives.Then it is really really dangerous for this world....only as long as electronics rule the world right.But these ignorant people still dont understand that they are part of the physics and that the laws of newton and einstein define the way in which they eat,sleep and play....Its okey they are children...only as long as they are..But now the world is in their hands...SO physics has a point to answer....and they are coming up with an answer....Quantum computing....And quantum computing promises to remain a part of the physics and not an ungrateful child like electronics...

Now Now Now...u might tell me that electronics may still rule even after quantum technology takes over.Now i will tell u one shocking fact.Quantum technology in computing will take over as a neccesity.Because our present day computer generate great speed by compressing greater and greater number of gates inside a single chip.How long can this go on???Till the gates become size of a handfull of atoms...And at this scale electrons tunell through the gates and give absurd effects...So Quantum computers with quantum bits will take over...Now i am not going to spend time talking about the benefits and how qubits generate speed exponentially greater than the normal bits...But this thing will be a sure shot answer to those electronics freaks(if at least they wer passionate for the subject)...And this is not going to be long only 50, 60 years from now.....And hopefully that egoistic IDIOT is reading this.And for u physics student,u made me sad when u didnt answer to him like me......too bad...u study a subject which great men like newton and einstein had lent thir lives for...Be proud u will have the last laugh........

P.S:U can ask me any doubts on the quantum computing technology as i have just now finished my seminar and refferring many many books which impress me and give me a feeling of satisfaction by giving me confidence that it will shatter the electronics industry(Now i am sorry for this statemnt but this is what the soceity has done to me)

Good and bad........are not so good

2005-06-01T19:59:00.000-07:00

This was an immediate response to seeing a cool humorous post from Sophia Mam and a one liner from Ekta Paneri .Ekta told us "In life, when a person does some good to you, you say THANKS. but when a person does some bad to you, you say THANK YOU VERY MUCH. cause those are the one who changes you for good ".Sophia told us why girls prefer going out with bad boys than good guys.Now under normal circumstances i would thrown down yelling critical comments on girls,but this has opened a new dimension in my beliefs...I very strongly believe in the concept of "Nothing is gud and nothing is bad...everything is relative".And as a matter of fact this has always proved right to me and still is proving right.....But when i hear so many(not only these people) apparently define very accurately some particular aspect is good and another particular aspect is bad......Now i know u might tell me murder is definately bad as all over the world it is a punishable act(this is just ONE example).....Now who said punishing is a good act??????Punishing being a good or bad act is another problem......I believe one death is no punishment for another....It is not because i am a loving person and hate violence that is no way stops the other murderers from commiting murders.....because he knows he is going to be hanged and does it....And a person kills another because he has nothig else to live in this world.Infact the death sentence is a welcome relief to him(Our gotse who lost his whole family due to non-violence movement and had nothing to live for and murdered Gandhiji was a typical example)
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Now lets get back to the issue...Let us consider our gandhi example itself(Note: i am not trying to communicate that every one is good and bad in his own respect...i am trying to say every thing and everything is good and bad in many ways).The NON-VIOLENCE movement was a sure shot 100% success freedom movement for a whole coutry..or that is what they say.Then why is that gotse who is an indian hindu shot down the great leader???The immediate assumption is that he was insane.It was because many people who took part (or rather were preached by gandhi to take part) in the non-violence movement were hit mercilessly by the britons died.....solely due to the non-violence movement.And that is exactly why gotse shot the great one (not the good one).
This is just one example and please donot take up this example and make an argument of the history used.Its that i just wanted to tell u that every aspect is good to one and bad to atleast one more.Is there something that is 100% good and 100%bad. and if so What is that so called good and what is tat so called bad??????

I am in love......finally

2005-05-30T20:16:00.000-07:00

This is exactly one of the very two aspects of life i promised myself i wouldnt be through...The other was marriage ofcourse....But 'love is blind' and i think this post will very much be the best possible proof to that phrase.Now before i tell u the person,i will tell u what i actually think of these very concepts....because these can very easily mean a lota offense.............................I dont believe LOVE is pure,divine,godly and all those stuff.....But i certainly DO believe that Love,Sex and marriage are three very very very very different concepts.They need not certainly be linked.But we ,homo sapiens prefer having them on the same track to avoid controversies of the soceity(Just a belief...no offense meant).All these mean that ur lover need not be ur partner who need not be ur affair gal.Now dont let ur mind wander.I most certainly donot want sex...And to marriage an absolute N...O.....No.Because i believe i can get everything from the people i have with me now(my parents....relatives...frens...well-wishers.....and MY SOCEITY).And a girl cannot all of a sudden arrive and provide me with a new emotion.If it is love...then i am already through it....
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Yeah.....Yeah....Yeah......The man above is actually trying to pull a good-length Glen mcgrath off-cutter when his team is 70/5.Now that u know the person i will tell when i actually realised i was in love with him(Now i donot want any one who has got any dirty thoughts reading this post any more).I was actually a great fan of him and wanted to just watch him hit a few sixers and ultimately get out.And the first impression i had of this guy was that he was an irresponsible,slogging cricketer....After all he entertains me.But it was when i actually started watching cricket for its mind-play(after my school).....This guy actually struck me.I was able to explain every thing that took place in the cricket field...every shot ...every ball and every aspect.But i was not even able to justify a single aspect of this guy.Actually i told u i had assumed he was just another slogger...But now i am not able to categorise him such(not that he is matured now).....

Hey how does all this show i am in love with him.Might it not be that i am beggining to become a fan of him....Absolutely not.I am already an australian fan and i would always prefer him getting duck out against australia.....i will differentiate being a fan and being in love.

I am an australian fan and all i want is australia to win all the matches they play.
But i just want to see this guy.....he wins or not....i wouldnt bother if aussies dont play for a year straight...but i want them to win when they play....But i want to see him run into the field...i want to see him to warm-up with his bat...i want to see him to lift his bat...i want to see him hit a six...i want him to get out.....i just wanto watch him play....

Now all these dont justify i am in love.....It was when i went to cricinfo one day and found out that i was unconciously searching for next pakistan matches.....to see my sweety's schedule.
And then now is the big one.I actually want to live with him.Talk to him for hours on his mind-set.Read his mind.Infact i want to be like him...i want to live with his mind set one day(frankly i donot know his mind set...most people dont)..I say one day because i always believe i am ME for a reason......And only one day can i play some one else......

P.S: If i havent communicated what i wanted to(which i mostly dont) its okey...But if u have communicated urself with a wrong message then please keep off this post.......This is pure ramblings of a crazy geek and not an offensive word was meant here......

A Matter of "AWE"

2005-05-28T19:12:00.000-07:00

1)
I get tired of watching these tamil channels on a very fine holiday and so switch to my SET TOP BOX.....And usually i browse through only three channels (ten,star and espn spots)But this time something in my default channel,AXN(the channel that immediately arrives when i get to the STB) struck me.Ripley's Believe it or not.Long no see so waited till the ads got over.Then came our young gu y with cool specs.Then this guy who enters the ripley STUDIO and plunes a 7 feet tube through his nose right into his tomach and fills it with some JUICE through a piston arrangement and THEN sucks it back and then DRINKS it.The first feedback from an audience was this......."AMAZING BUT DISGUSTING BUT WHY IN THE WORLD DOES HE WANTS TO DO IT?".....the answer..."IT IS NOT BECAUSE I SET A RECORD OR I HAVE THE PASSION TO DO IT...ITS BECAUSE OF THE FEELING U GET WHEN PEOPLE WATCH U IN AWE"

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Then i turn two three channels and then tis DISCOVERY UNEXPLAINED progarmme is up....I sit back.Because its been long since i watched some good programes on TV.Neways the topic was about the FINANCIAL ASTROLOGER who predicted the falls and ups of the economic world EXACTLY...He explained that we are all electromagnetic forces and so are the planets and so he predicts the emotions of the stock holders...not the BIG SHOTS and which immediately reflects the stoc market.(I am not that strong in economics so forgive me if there is some technically silly poin on economics).Okey so the first thought that came to me was AWE .To the one who created this B....E....A.....U...tiful world.It is all wonderfully balanced.The intelligence with which is all done.Every one has this feeling of AWE on the great one.Its not the power of him that has done me...It is the feeling of AWE on the intelligent way in which he has used it.May be he actually wanted to feel like the guy i mentioned above...May be that is the GOD FEELING.....Now has some body here been watched in AWE by people??????

An Atheist??????

2005-05-25T21:44:00.000-07:00

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Most people ridicule me an atheist for the concepts i have on the almighty.But i have never been one.Being a science student i know ,for an operation to occur there has to be an operator.So knowing this universe being so beautifully carved with all its laws of nature and such an intelligent balance between everything in it,I know there is an intelligent operation behind it and for this intelligent act of creation there has to be an intelligent hand behind.And there is one more thing i believe in ,which most people might not even digest.That there is a more intelligent hand behind the creator...or the almighty.Becuase when the almighty has got the emotion called "create" and the Right to do it they had to have come from some better person....or a better explanation wud be there was some accident and this ALMIGHTY just came out(which i will never accept because nothing can come out of nothing)..But this seems the most appropriate answer.I used to pichify my heads on these but now i know i cant find it because the MIGHTY SMITER was so clever he placed us inside the TIME SCALE beyond which he stays undisturbed.No Science or Religion knows beyond the Time Scale.Infact religion cannot accept this fact that tyhey donot know it.Infact i had never believed in RAMAYANA and MAHABHARATHA and other such stories.But then only realised that thee is proff that RAMA existed and the stone bridge between INDIA and SRILANKA is presently 600 feet below the sea.Neways that never proved he was an AVATAR of the almighty who created us...Infact he wasnt.He was jes another great human who had great grit great character and great great others...and his real biography was remade with some extra touchs by Valmiki and others..same holds gud for Krishna and others..I have always convinced me such...May be after some 10000 years A grandma might be narrating a story which follows like this----".....U know Lord Gandhi took a weapon called non violence which flew in mid air and killed all the evil guys......"!.I have found an explanation and found the closest story which relates to reality for all the god stories...KRISHNA RAMA JESUS ALLAH...all of them.But not this guys who stands 123 feet tall on the west coast very near mangalore.I couldnt even find a closest match because this guy was supposed to live on clouds...so i have alwasy said to myself"Krishna, rama,jesus were all great men....BUt shiva is just a story character."....But then i dont have words to explain wat went through me that day i saw this Massive structure which almost made me feel the vibration(mind u i dont believe in these crap)...but i dont really have words in my vocabs or may be there arent words in any language.Its just that...U are not even the size of this things fingers.....Just watch in AWE...It literally touches the sky....U know wat ...this is the most unbelievable part....I literally whispered without my consience "HEY MAN ARE U REAL?".........but then i am publishing this post after a fortnight because i wanted to check whether that was a permanent start of believing or the latter actually occured....Now i have no such feeeling...I know who the AWE should belong.To the great architect of this massive structure.Yo to the power of MAN...........

A Movie is a Movie.....after all

2005-05-23T18:36:00.000-07:00

I dunno how people can even think of saying such things.This first irritated me when there was a contrevorsy when rajini kant was confronted for using the cigar in his movies in a stylish way.Oh boy he does it to entertain people.A thought would make u ask this...Is the cigarrette addict going to stop his habit just because his THALAIVAR has done so in his movies....or is some one who hates even the looks of it going to start blowing packets of cigarettes a day....I have always believed in "U are the cause of ur own destiny........And u are the only cause of ur destiny"(The latter part of the phrase was mine.Any other person saying it is illegaly using it or mere coincidence).The habit of seeing a movie as a movie was lost long back....even before movies made their way into india.Precisely meaning we never had the habit of watching a movie as a movie.I believed it was the rural part of the world responsible for this......And even if we urban craps watched them for fun we would have been over shadowed by them,was my MISCONCEMPTION.....I am sorry.What The Optimist (an engineering student living in this part of the country) posted shocked me.U can be an absolute critic.....but comparing a movie...dat too a vijaykant movie to reality and trying to create a public stunt is absolute disgust.Okey u might tell me that the movie stars have started projecting themselves in the movie....But why...its U* and U* who is responsible for this.(U points to the soceity and the soceity involves U and ME).Okey let us imagine u are a movie star doing a normal movie and all of a sudden u find in papers and magasines and people sayin that u have put in a lot of dialogue involving ur personal life and politics....Wat wud u do in ur next movie?U know that there is lot of public attention and rumours when u try projecting urself.(People liking it or not is a different factor u get attention and that is the first thing a movie star wants).A similar analogy plays.When u talk about comparing a movie to reality .... or even criticisng it to be precise....It creates chaos and the movie star loves it..Because he ha so many others who love him and u give him a lota attention.Perfect chemsitry.I dunno whether u got my point.
And i hate it when people come out of Spider man*(It is just an example any other movie of its kind would do) opened mouths in AWE.....And come out laughing from a vijay kant movie when he attempts a similar stunt.Accepted there is a quality lack in the indian movies which can be soon be rectified IF and only IF U(involves me) are ready for it.U have to change the way u look at the movies for the movie stars to change their view of their movies.First of all stop being Hipocratic.
Okey now let us talk The UR WAY.Comparing movies to reality and taking the REAL part from them.Do u do this to every movie.Hell No.Why not try doing it to a MANI RATNAM movie....why the !@#$ do u think his movies even though with a good story line doesnt make it to the box office....Now please dont blame the RURAL part saying his movies run only in the A centres(Urban Centres)...I used to do it...Now i know we urban shits dont watch it to have a look at a better soceity or because we got better BRAINS.Because we are hipocrats.We do it to tell our peers we watched AYUTHA EZHUTHU first day first show.

I DUNNO WAT MORE TO SAY!!!!!!!

Instinctively............Man!!!!!

2005-05-22T00:43:00.000-07:00

Guys.......somethings in life jes happen especially to a man who acts too much on his instincts!!!!!Will make it short.I saw the "Where did matter come from" on an ebook i had....and informed u that i have an answer and all i wanted is ur opinion...i never had any idea of claiming the post waS MINE!BUT Destiny has it that Harish told me about the real author of the post(i promise i dunno him)...and my instincts insisted me to take my ego to a level so that i dont accept it and named the author "THE MIND OF THE VAMPIRE"...My instincts dint stop when harish posted the link to the great source(most of u might not know it)...I deleted it......Hey i am sorry really sorry because this is a matter of science.Because i believe science can answer anything in this world...even the MIGHTY SMITER(in bruce almighty tone)...i shudnt have lied.But this is one time my instincts saved me....it told me to make a full confession...not because harish knew me or i might feel guilty...jes because i LIED IN A MATTER OF SCIENCE which define the way u look at the world u are........I KNOW IT's A SHAME.......after oin this i feel as if a liability to the beautiful subject i study....VERY SORRRY...i jes wanted to play with harish...nething else.....i know science will forgive....will u?

SORRY

Where does matter come from?????

2005-05-20T18:18:00.000-07:00

It is said, and rightly so, that cosmology is the branch of physics that asks the grandest questions. After all, few questions within science can equal the impact of: “Where does the universe come from?” or “What is the fate of the universe” or “Where does the matter we are made of come from?”

But perhaps even more exciting than asking these questions is the fairly recent power that we have of answering them, at least partially, through a rational study of nature.

Most of us learned in high school that matter is made of atoms and that atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons. What we don’t usually learn in high school is that to each particle of matter there is another particle, an “anti-particle,” which is essentially the same as the particle but with opposite electric charge.

Thus, the negatively charged electron has its “anti-electron,” called a positron, which has positive electric charge; the proton has an anti-proton, and so on. Now comes the interesting part. According to the laws of particle physics, matter and antimatter should be present in the universe in equal amounts. And yet, we have ample observational evidence that, at least in a very large volume that surrounds us and extends far beyond our galaxy, there is much more matter than antimatter.

When particles collide with their anti-particles, the effects are devastating; they both disintegrate into electromagnetic radiation, their energy carried away in neutral particles called photons. In other words, if there were as much antimatter as matter in the universe, we wouldn’t be here to ask grand questions. The universe is somehow unbalanced, biased toward the existence of matter over antimatter. One of the greatest challenges in modern cosmology is to unveil the roots of this cosmic imperfection.

As with any scientific explanation, we need a few “basic ingredients,” a minimum amount of knowledge from which to build our models. The first ingredient we need is the Big Bang model of cosmology. According to this model, a small fraction of a second after the “beginning,” many kinds of particles and their anti-particles, in equal amounts, roamed about and collided with each other immersed in tremendous heat, as in a cosmic minestrone soup.

In this hot cosmic furnace, many different types of particles were being cooked, not necessarily the familiar quarks (the constituents of protons and neutrons) or electrons. As the universe expanded and cooled, a sort of selection mechanism not only biased the creation of quarks and electrons over other types of particles, but also generated the excess number of particles over anti-particles. Surviving the annihilation with their antimatter cousins, these excess particles organized themselves into more complex structures, until eventually atoms, mostly hydrogen, were formed when the universe was about 300,000 years old. The mystery, then, is to understand what kind of physics could generate this bias???????
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This question actually has an answer though...but i want a layman's view so blogged!!!!

Dont move...I am back

2005-05-16T23:11:00.000-07:00

Back from a tiring tour that lasted 8 days,3 states,6 trains,20 temples,two boat rides, and many others...not elaborting on them...will mention the key places....Yerkaud,Sringeri,Mangalore,Murdeeshwar(123 feet shiva greaaaaaaaaat)........Okey now the post
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I am posting after a long time so quality is not a gaurantee.Again an issue that has been biting me for a long time(Now this is where i love blogging).I am putting this brief. If people dont feel it silly i will elaborate.The olympic running race is got a track of some columns in which racers sit steady and run...Now sound is a form of energy and it takes time to travel.So imagine when three of us stand in a line and the first person talks, OBVIOUSLY the the person next to him is the one to get the info first even though we dont realise it due the short distance and the speed of sound.Okey so the analogy is clear.When the shooter shoots the person nearest is cleary the first to hear it.U might say this is not an issue.But this is OLYMPICS...and u want accuracy when people win by micro seconds.Has olympics a compensation for this like having the racers in diff start positions in circular tracks.....Or if not why?
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Joining the kit kat club

2005-05-05T06:46:00.000-07:00

neways not planning to make this big.Am leaving to mangalore and sringeri for the holls.Will post when i return!!!!

Dan Brown.....Unsual...As Usual????

2005-04-29T07:30:00.000-07:00

Yoy.The latest newsmaker.The name every one prides to pocess in their book's title page.Dan Brown...I had started reading in my 11th class three years back and started off with sidney sheldon.Liked him in first place and that too reading his most dumb book-Rage of Angels.Sheldon's stories are not great to read ...neither thrilling nor suspenseful nor any of the things that keep ur heart pounding.And yet he is a master story teller.It is the grip he has on the readers that makes sheldon a craftsman author....okey then the next two years i spent reading sheldon's books, some of archer's books...some ken follet.And every time i talk about books to any of my friends one sentence always hangs out in the conversation "HAVE U READ DAVINCI CODE DA?". And after i reply "No" i get a stern "Why are u living as a book reader?".And more and more i heard this the more and more my ego stopped me from reading the book even if i was offered a source and had valuable time.
But it all happened when one of my friends suddenly came to my house and told me to keep the book as his 'long long long cousin of a sister of a friend of a .....blah blah blah'. Hey some far relative of him was comin and he feared he might Suttufy the book.I reluctantly took the book and put it in my old school books shelf.Then days passed.My friend did not seem to come and i also forgot about it.Then one day when my mom was about to throw it to the waste paper walla,i snatched it from my mom...And as usual curiosity got the better of me and finally i was one of the million readers of THE DA VINCI CODE.....(bah so much for how i came to read a dan brown's book *sighs*)
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And now here i am about three months after the incident, having finished all of his four books.And so i thought i might get u a overview of it.The way i felt after i read each book.Note:The rating might have been other wise if i had read it in another order because dan brown is too predictable as he is only gonna give u an unpredictable story.....u must read his books and u will know.Wat i am actually trying to tell u is that The first dan brown book u read always appeals......

Da Vinci Code:

Fast but not furious.Intelligent Intellectual Thought provoking.I loved it.Any controversy buff would.A harvard professor Robert langdon is suddenly called out to examine the dead body of a chruch care taker who has formed his body into some sort of code.He along with sophie neveu the dead man's grand daughter break code leading to another code escaping the police of every country travelling from paris to sweden in matter of hours.I even felt at some point 'Bah jes another fast neck break thriller' Until the Villain.Wow.....Too Gud for a guess if u havent read the novel.....Of course he is one of the gud guys helping the hero and his love....But i can tell u you cant guess.....Neways i felt the climax had a little Indian movie touch.Too Senti when the hero-in finds her lost brother and grand ma.Not acceptable after such pace.And too gud an ending for such a story.Not even one gud guy dies......

Angels and Demons:

Too Fast Too Furious.Again one that a controversy buff would love.I felt a christian would have understood the pope and vatican history stuff better.Actually first impression after reading the book was that 'twas better than the older dan brown book i had read.(U get the feeling every time u read a dan brown book.Typical Dan brown ploy *grins*).I felt a bit tired after reading the prologue.The same.A guy is found dead and Robert langdon is again called.This is supposed to be langdon's first adventure.And i felt even more bored of the break neck pace at which it moves and the hero and hero-in are again in some great mess.But it takes a great change of pace,when the great galileo and his book form a part of the novel.(i loved it as i am a mathematician).A great group called the ILLUMINATI is involved.I forgot to mention the priory of sion in da vinci code(These groups are real and their existence now is not conclusive and DAN BROWN TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF IT).And from here i read the book day and night.College and home And loved its end when science apparently wins over religion and the man who wins is the religious camerlego(read it u will understand).The villain is really unpredictable but not the usually unusual stuff..Interesting for a read.

Deception point:

I had actually took a break from dan brown as i hadnt heard of his other two books that much.But was not going to deny it when i got my hands on one.I got it.And so i read it.Now is when the irritating stuff starts.Again a guys dies in the prologue and Rachel sexton(daughter of senator sedgewick sexton) is called this time by the president of united states where he asks her to approve NASA of a meteorite which contains extra terrestrial tissue.Then again a series of twists and turns and actually NASA fakes the meteorite(Not NASA exactly).The villain is the usual Care taker and mentor of hero ine(I am telling u this is really really irritating).I felt he tried too much to make the villain deceptive.And the gud guys escape unacceptable odds...atleast he has made them look believable.Not like indian movies where the villain shoots a hero with a brain tumour and the tumour goes off curing the hero(I am serious i saw this in some movie.Guess the movie and i give u something special).Not Fast but made me furious.........Again controversial subject this time involving NASA.

Digital Fortress:

I felt this is a gud one.Probably becuase i am posting only hours after i have finished reading it.One of those Dan brown illusive tricks.But also beacuse it involves cryptography and i am a mathematics student.Again one fellow dies in prologue(Now dan brown pleassssssssssssssssse if u are reading this foe hell's sake dont include a death in ur next book's prologue or even a story without a prologue would do).Susan, an ultra brilliant mathematician is sent to break a code of her life.An unbreakable code.I can tell u being a mathematics student there is no such thing as unbreakable code.And dan brown justifies fact.It was no unbreakable code.It was just a virus and some techy stuff written by the man who dies in prologue and again many twists many turns many odds and Villain....i guessed him this time.....And hero David beker,a professor escapes too many gunshots too many bombs too many accidents and finds a ring that gives a pass key to stop the virus running...and blah blah blah.U know wat comes next......Gud prevails...but prevails unacceptably.This is obnoxious stuff.Beware dan brown!!

P.S:
Dan brown is a great researcher and author but is not an addictive one.He doesnt have a grip on the readers.He is very predictably unpredictable.So wish dan brown all the best for his next book..This is to dan brown."Hey man u got a name for urself.Dont spoil it by writing books like this any more.Write simple yet attractive books like others.Dont go too fast.It is a simple analogy.Afridi cant get fastest hundreds every time.Every time taking an old conspiracy and researching them and digging them into a story doesnt work!"And i felt i had injustice to sheldon by abandoning him for a very very very long time.Back to u SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETYYYYYYYYYYYY.....

Fool Rulzzzzzzzzz!!!

2005-04-26T18:28:00.000-07:00

Guys. I Must have published this post earlier but due to the cosmo posts i did and the exams in between i wasnt able to...But Wats there Atleast this message can go for the next Fools day may be!!!
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It's April 1st again....Fool's day as every one calls it.I dunno if this has rung a bell in ur mind but this has been biting me for the last three year's fool's day(or fooler's day approriately).Okey Wat is it that u want to and dont want to do in the first place on a fool's day?????Firsty and most importantly you step into the day swearing to yourself not to get fooled.Some people even pre meditate every word uttered to them or every act done to them to be some prank to fool them.To be precise u dont want to be THE FOOL on a fool's day.(How sad!).Now,secondly the easier stuff.You(if not fooled) make a prank to fool some one.From an 'Eek!A lizard' by a teen to a heart breaking 'I Hate u' by a lover.Fools day has become a day ruled by the foolers.A simple analogy wud lead u here.On Gud friday(or watever) u pride urself of acting like the evil guys nailing Jesus and u feel ashamed to act JESUS!!!Accepted, It pains to be nailed(fooled).But,Fools understand that this day is ur day.Be Proud to be a fool!!!And for u foolers,even if u dont wish him or gift him on his day DONT PRIDE URSELF ON PLAYING THE GOAT...atleast when it is not ur day and especially when it is his day.....ITS SICK I AM ULTRA PISSED IN THIS ISSUE!!!

Make way Magix....

2005-04-19T06:41:00.000-07:00

If magix can replace Pc Sriram i have all rights to replace him.Wanna know why?Look at these quiet intersting fotos of me and the new kit in my house and This is wat i call perfect irony wat do u know The new cat's name is Magic....ahem sorry it is Hari(i promise i had no hand in this it was jes my mom's suggestion)

The stoy is very simple .Our neighbours who are very very fond of cats jes like us left fo delhi for a month to stay with their son.And so as usual we were asked to take care of their Kannin Kanaana (Eye of Eye) Moli Cat.And destiny has it that our Karruppan cat(not fully part of our hous but eats here though and moli cat gave birth and so we and our neighbours became Sambhandhis(relatives) and so actually we had two small cats from moli (named it hari and jerry in remembrance of our old cats ) but Jerry died after five days really really sad.But hari survived and is become part of our family ....and so i got a new brother...And hey u know one thing i call him Magix sometimes when mom is not there.
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The Vampire with Moli cat and Magix cat...ahem....Hari cat

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Hari cat with mom(Busy bathing)

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And finally Hari cat is angry wimme for taking so much fotos.Hey he is like me .Doesnt like politics,publicity and all

Is the globe rising or setting...neither!

2005-04-15T04:07:00.000-07:00

First of all i wanna thank u guys for the response and suggestions for my previous question.Havent got a clear answer though but many of them have promised to come up with a clear answer after the exams....Ahhhhh talking of exams i think even got one coming monday and the week ahead....The semester.so guys i wont posting for atleast the week but will surely watch out those comments and do inform me if u come up with any comments ...so before i take a short leave for a week i thought i cud leave u with some information rather than leaving u a question...
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We all know that sun rises and sets on the earth...so does the sun set and rise on the moon...but wat do u all know about the earth rising and setting on the moon....I wonder who ever stated this canard of 'Earth rising on the moon'similar to sun rise and moon rise that we see on earth.It must have started when NASA released those breath taking photographs of bluish half crescent....pictures taken by the lunar project group that landed on moon thirty years ago.It struck me when i heard the national geographic narrator told "Earth rising over moon".I was puzzled.U may ask me wat is the problem?.The answer would be "THERE IS NO EARTH RISE OVER MOON".(Dont ask me how i know this.I read this from some NASA book(authorised book).So i thought i had put it.U may even ak me wat about the "Wat are u talking?Wat about those widely published pictures of the earth hanging over lunar soil?".The answer is in ur question.The earth is hanging and not rising and setting!!!!
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The Proof:
They photographed our globe from their craft orbiting the moon as it came around from 'behind the moon' and emerged on the side visible to the earth'.Yea...Ask NASA for confirmation.Take it from me they had taken fotos from a fixed position.Stand up at any location on moon and look up.You will either see earth in a permanently fixed position or u will see no earth at all.How all our scientists and astraunauts who know better have been keeping silent for all these decades and allowing the nonsense of "Earth rising over moon".I am amazed.
It is like a cine camera mounted on a circular trolley on around the hugging hero and heroine(or the typical Thennavan pose).Those who have seen many indian movies can visualise vividly how, as the camera ,kept trained on the static heroic duo moves along its circular path,the scenario is one in which the performing pair is always fixed relative to the viewer(camera) but rotating about themselves as thought standing on a rotating disc,while the background - eg the room wud appear swirling around as well as the camera.
Just like that if u got there to the moon and stand in a position the erath will always be in a position.The heavens in the background you will see revolving as a whole.... i think u got the analogy if u dint ask me...bcos i am feeling a little tired...but keep in mind....The moon has no earth rise or set?????
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Now i cant keep this outa me.so i got another question here(sor i promised no questions?).So wat about the performance of the sun and other 8 planets ?????
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Waving goodbye with a sincere thankx for ur efforts to come up with answers.

The Time Scale....Or beyond????? (UPDATED*)

2005-04-12T19:06:00.000-07:00

Now,This is something that has always bothered me.And i thought of presenting this post only when i saw The Time Travel from dear anubhav.And the great thing about that was such an off-beat blog recieved such great response (atleast to the blogging community i have seen....i mean it was too informative to the blogs i know *grins*) .And so the inspiration led me to post this with some boldness.
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How many of u know time is just another dimension like length, breadth and etc.....So, my botheration here is that just like the other dimensions which run along a graph (or something) time must also be running along some axis. So like the other dimensions does time also have a start...i mean zero time(might sound ridiculous !!).Infact i am quite sure there must have been a zero time.
If i ask u "Why did it start?" it might look spiritual. So the question will be "When did it start and how?".I might not get an answer to this but this got me into another fix.
Either the universe as suggested by the big bang was created by some forces on a single point particle under enormous conditions(Pardon me if the desc. of the big bang is wrong but that is not important) which infers that the universe was created or evolved within the time scale much after the GREAT CLOCK(as i call it) started.This point of view has no more confusions expect the big "WHY" question (which science has not answered but religion apparently tries to...?).But here again when is the Zero time.
But my confusions got a new dimension when my cousin suggested me that the universe might just exist.I blindly rejected because i am a blind fan of science and contradicting big bang was criminal to me.But it made sense . Why cant the universe just exist meaning Why cant it be beyond the time scale??????...Now i dunno how many of u understand my question but even if u sont answer this its okey....But my major botheration is this...........

Is our dream within the time scale??????????
see also Whom did vedas fool ( for more of my scientific religious questions).

Update:
Guys please note that i am asking about the imaginary zero time that man sets when he defines a dimension.I got many people saying that the zero time is the reference time before which nothing was known( Pointing to the big bang).Science is not about saying "We dunno know so anything beyond it is meaningless".Science is about Knowing The Unknown.And About the information i got regarding the dream affair.People came out saying that dream is definitive havin a definitive proof.All i want to know is this even thought dream is definite and has co ordinates in the time scale....we can never ever tell when our dreams began and ended nor can any body on earth do it...(Or can we???i dunno)...but i dont think we can compare two dreams also.So even though i think i cannot get more information regarding the Zero time..I think there must be something interesting the dream affair(I tried the net and ended up in a bombed google *Laughs*!)

And more over thankx for u brilliant guys dropping ur valuable suggestions here.

Super Grandpa!

2005-04-10T19:51:00.000-07:00

I had my model exam the next day.So,i went over to my books....finally.Again...one of those number theory exams.And if there was one person in the class who understood our number theory classes,it was 'Phoenix'.He was a north indian,brilliant,highly intuitive ....a typical pre requisite to be gud in number theory.He doesnt get along with guys though.But lately i managed to attract some of his busy time with my intelligent yet silly yet passionate prime questions of mine(see also Hunter and Hunted ).And so i had also managed to get his phone number which is quite an achievement i can tell ya(u can literally have a count of the number of words he talks in the class).I thought he was my best option as any other friend wud throw exclamations of 'aaaaaw! u are studying too much daaa' and 'Dei nee romba theeea padikara daaa' for the little preparation i had made.Calling phoenix wud be as easy, he wud clear my doubt and keep the phone down(less than a minute).......or will he????
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GP: Grandpa of Phoenix KN: Krishna (me, ur vampire)
Trrrrrrrrrrring...Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing....Trinnnnnnnnnng....Tringgggggggggggg.Bah finally some one picks up the fone.I guess from the voice that it must have been his grand father.No Problem!!This is going to be over in a minute ...or will it?I really cant really think of anything else.... so i will get along with the conversation!

GP:Alo?

KN:Can i talk to phoenix please????

GP:Who is calling???

KN:This is Krishna here.

GP:Wat.Kamran!!!(He is a muslim so not really accustomed to south indian names)

KN:No No This is krishna here.

GP:Okey!Kamran Go on!
Wat the hell wat's in a name?
KN:Is 'Phoneix' there?

GP:How do u know him?

KN:We are in the same class.

GP:So where are u from?

KN:I was originally born in Kerela but brought up and study in chennai.

GP:Oh kerala kya?
I thot of telling him i was presently in chennai but skipped the thought.

KN:Cud i talk to 'Phoenix' plsss????

GP:So how do u study tamil nadu mathematics from kerela?

KN:No No NO i am always in chennai.

GP:So why did u shift from kerela education to chennai.isnt it gud there?

KN:No thatha i am always in chennai and i study mathematics in chennai.

GP:So why did u shift from mathematics to mathematics?

KN:THaaaatha i am always studying in chennai i was only born in kerela.

GP:So u are in chennai only a?
Thank god

GP:So then why do u have a north indian name being in chennai?

KN:(I had my face burried in my head so my mom dint see me hyperventilating or watever i was going through.)KRISH..NAAAAA.KRISHHHHHNA not KAMRAN.

GP:Oh u want phoenix .woh tho ghar me nahin hain.aap half an hour ke baadh phone karo.(He is no in the house call after half an hour)

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Now i was sitting there cursing every one from me to phoenix to alaxander graham bell to bsnl to super grand pa..The salt to the injury was that the whole conversation was in hindi with which i am really really not comfortable with.

A Beautiful Chemistry...

2005-04-05T23:46:00.000-07:00

It is that kind of a time when Sehwag can walk blind folded in the middle of a highway without being hit...And it is that same period when Ganguly can walk with Astronaut outfits(or anything that is strong) on the pavement and meet with an accident....There is a dravid who can do nothing wrong...and,there is an inzamam who is not permitted to do the RIGHT. It is all India Pakistan cricket is all about.The energy....the atmosphere....the drama....the action.....and yes the mixture of emotions that adds a hundred percent into every ball( in servo kumble tone...) of the match.But i know people who apparently dont accept this....'Bah dis is Jes another cricket match'.I have heard this from cricketer Shoaib Akthar to my MOM...A bold lie.It's not about close mtaches its not about huge totals its not even about the quality of cricket that makes Indo-Pak cricket exciting..It is the amount of energy that it generates...Take for example..every one knows afridi is not gonna make more than 50 runs every body knows he might get out any moment ,one gud ball cud do it..But I will eat my hat if any one can live on normal pulses watching him bat(includes Inzamam to ganguly to u to me to any one who watches indo pak cricket).Dont u agree ghilcrist or for that matter even chris cairns bats like that ...temme honestly does it liberate the same energy????And another thing that adds to the chemistry is that in india,cricket is a religion and in pakistan ,Cricket Against India is a religion whose philosophy says:" Losing to india is a SIN"....now there is the issue.Everything is fine as long as it is fine.Wat is all this to the nation as a whole????
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There are two points of view, of course. The first one is that sports unites. When you are on a field, you tend to forget, at least after a while, the colour, nationality and religion of your opponent. Let the best win. Sports helps the unfreezing of confrontational relationships, as it is the case today between India and Pakistan. Viewed from that angle, politicians should never interfere in sports and should allow the innate instinct of man for games take the lead. Let natural bonds establish themselves. This has been the motive of the Frenchman De Coubertin, the father of the modern Olympics.
There is another perspective which says that sports today has been intensely corrupted, whether it is the rough tackling in football, the doping of many athletes, or match fixing in cricket. We also see that sport is often used by politicians for their own self interest -- witness India, where there is total interference from the world of politics in the realm of sports -- or by sponsors and television who are only interested in making money out of athletes.
In the case of these India-Pakistan matches it could be argued that it changes nothing to the confrontational reality. While Mr Vajpayee repeatedly goes out of his way to stretch a hand of peace, in Lahore, Delhi or Agra, while Indian peace activists lead candlelight marches at the Wagah border, even while cricket matches are played, Islamic militants kill innocent people in Kashmir. The Pakistan government does not have the decency to delay by a few days the firing of its long-range missile, which can carry nuclear warheads to any part of India. Who knows, even a Kargil might be planned in Islamabad at this very moment.

More than Just Caught In The Act....

2005-04-02T21:57:00.000-08:00

If 'sending prank sms', 'counting the number of halos from a lecturer',patting a cat in the class'....qualifies for a 'CAUGHT IN THE ACT' ......Then this is Albert Eintein for u..The man best known for his complex theory of relativity is far from being ' A PAZHAM' as most of u might think.Nor do most people remember --or perhaps they choose not to recall--the more troubling aspects of Albert Einstein's personality. His compulsive stealing, for example, or the sadistic way in which he taunted and tormented his teachers and, later, his fellow scientists; these are elements of Einstein's life that are usually overlooked.
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He was not, as many might expect, a "Teacher's Pet." Far from being an obvious genius, young Albert was actually unable to speak fluently until he was nearly 12 years old. If he stood out in class at all it was because he was known for eating large amounts of paste and was said to have smelled of "dill pickles and peanut butter.' His hair was unruly, as were his rumpled clothes, and he would sometimes act out in class by barking or snorting loudly. Because of these disturbing behaviors, classmates sometimes referred to him as Schweinhund, meaning "pig-dog." He was so troublesome in his classes, in fact, that, by age 10, he had become notorious both in and out of school as "the Rotterdam Rotter." One of the many antics that earned him this title was remembered by his mathematics teacher, Gunter Ghartrich. "Albert suddenly released two bats he had captured the previous night in his attic. He did it during a lesson on quadratic equations," his teacher recalled. "Soon, the entire classroom had cleared out as the two swooping 'flying mice' buzzed and shrieked above our heads. Seven students were injured in their panic, an expensive tennis racket had to be mended, and a large fire extinguisher was left in need of a recharge."
His timing of a second animal-release "prank" was most unfortunate. When Albert suddenly let a rabid skunk loose from his lunchbox and then began to dance an improvised Irish jig in order to induce the animal to hiss and spray, he was summarily expelled from The Rotterdam Academy. Sixty three years later, the school's Headmaster, Florien Unterberg, who never forgot the incident, recalled it in heavily accented English: "I had seen schtudents do some serious schtuff in my time, but never had I vitnessed von pull a schtinky schtunt like dat. I vas forced to tell the boy to pack his zootcaze."
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Author's note:This is in no way a kalichifying act to the 'CAUGHT IN THE ACT' series nor a loolu sabha stuff.To be frank i have been a great fan of the 'Caught In The Act series' and its authors has been one of my greatest inspirations which is oblviated when a striking resemblance to my idol's blog may be seen here in mine(of course not that gud!)

Project Drama...

2005-04-01T00:05:00.000-08:00

The day had come too early,i felt......There i was in front of le royal meridian with my dad waiting for my dear project partner,ajith and the other group,hemant and aswin.....' How quick time rolls by ' i felt.My mind was now wandering somewhere in the past.
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(I was pre occupied with thoughts about the maths test that day which i most certainly wud have flunked.........if written)
Ajith:"Macha u heard about the intel science discovery fair?"
Me:" No Daa"
Ajith:" Arun madhan and arjun went for the workshop....."
"To bunk the english test.....legally"i interrupted
Ajith:"Macha they got food and all da and some drinks too"
Me:"Thooooooo. Idha solarathukku than indha built up a?"
Ajith:"Illa da macha i will put it straight (now in a firm tone) i am planning to do a project . i thought u cud join me"
I almost burst out in laughter at this instant."Dei no time for jokes have u read for maths test today?????" i diverted the topic
Ajith(with two devil's horns above his head):"That is exactly the issue.Project or no project ... we will attend the seminar for those who did not go for the workshop and ,bunk the test.........legally"
It took some time for the words to sink in."U and me for a seminar at the time of test, Mam will obviously get the idea da.we need some one else"I needed to think....That evening me ajith aswin and hemant were in some room giving our names to The ISTDF all for a small class test..."TO HELL WITH MY GREED.....Days rolled...and we submiited our synopsis on 'Pneumatics of a hollow sphere' (i promise i hardly knew wat that meant .thanks to the grace of Ajith and an oxford dictionary)....The game was over.All's well that ends well.This was jes another jolly period we spent in computer labs roaming iit campus and other places 'vetti pozhudhu poking'.all this for a class maths test!(or was it?)
Months later...Rrrrrrriiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggg "Hello" ."Macha ajith daaaaa" .Something bit me .ajith never calls me without reason.he continued in a rather excited tone."Our synopsis got selected and we are presenting our project in PSBB school "
I wished he was playing with me. ......OR WAS HE?????
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Hemant's voice brought me back to the present."dei how have u prepared?".Wat a ridiculous question?He knew,i knew we all knew we dint belong to this level...I knew there was some terrible mistake in the Intel database.Arun and madhan's project on "Spintronics" was the only one from our school tha cud have made it to this level...now that was not the issue . The sea-lice ajith had not arrived so hadnt aswin.Now that makes me happier eh?My dad left with an "All the best".A best of the best luck wud have been appropriate because i dint even remember the synopsis then."Macha tommorow we are presenting our project Be positive" .Now that was wat i call perfect halucination.We dint know wat our topic meant,wat our concept was, and he promises me a gud show in psbb in front of iit judges.Hemant and i went out to give arun a call.Arun wished us " Enjoy" i felt he must be sarcastic.He does all the work to prepare a gud synopsis and here we are at the state level fair.Ajith arrives with aswin and a rather special thing, a typical techyyyy gadget to fool me,a plastic tube with a crazy ball that comes with maggy.I knew he had made it from some mechanic shop and so he had.And he explained his so called "Fuelless engine".Atleast we had something to talk in front of the judges now.But the ball rang a bell inside me.Our topic was "Pn........ hollow sphere" And here was a perfectly solid ball.Ajith pulled out a chart paper "Pneumatics of a Sphere"( i am not bugging u with the description of the carpet seller gadget ajith had got nor of the stool pigeon stuff we were about to talk) Some charts sketch some pins and our back ground was set up."Fulless engine"...."No pollution"...."Revolution in road technology".... blah blah blah blah....our boards read.Wide opened eyes spread around our setup(all brilliant iit eyes)....."All this for a small class test" ....And ajith placed our gadget on the table.The eyes turned back to their work (all this for a nothing model).
The project display was a terrible flop show, as expected.One thing i dint understand was Ajith getting furious with me for accepting one of the flaws mentioned by the judges in our model (one in the millions).It was the slowest day i had ever had in my life.I was getting tired. Ajith was getting sicker by the day...Finally we got to meet hemant and aswin...Same story there...flop show.i managed a grin and that makes me feel happy eh?.....All this for a small maths test.
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And now here i am again in the le royal meridian with my dad waiting for hemant and co.For the second day (for a second meaningless day).Hemant arrived.Arun called.Dad left.......all the usual.Now for the turn around.....Aswin emerged from guindy bus stand WALKING.Ajith was not there.I anticipated it.But not aswin's reaction.There was some energy in him today not there yesterday......there was something that made him happy.The second day was meant for visitors."Only for the first hour"Aswin exclaimed."Today we are not gonna waste our time sitting in front of our Pickled herring project of ours .Krish u go and sit in front of your project for an hour we will meet soon" Aswin dissapeared.He came as promised.He had put hemant in charge of his project.So i was reluctant to go with him as mine wud remain without security .....or wud it .Behind him came hemant..........Hours became minutes .......we enjoyed every moment in that school .Wat a beautiful school it was.....And yet we failed to recognise it's beauty yesterday."BEAUTY IS ALL IN THE MIND" Aswin had proved.Me and hemant were enjoying the day with nice food, and other cool projects(much much better than ours).Aswin had found a new friend(gal of course some divya baroocha one).We dint waste time in the results announcement .We knew it....And wat more our project heroics formed a part of The School annual Report..................................All this for a class test!!!!!!!

My Daily Online Prayer!

2005-03-31T06:25:00.000-08:00

My Daily Prayer(Online.......)
Oh God
help me logon without fretting
guide me as i am internetting
bless me downloading and uploading
keep my browser from exploding

may my website be protected
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Almost dropped in the act......

2005-03-30T20:06:00.004-08:00

Somethings in life deserve a royale finish(in saif ali khan tone!)......The vampire is not even a teen by then,his 7th class,12 years old,a not even not so famous guy in the class.The academic year was comin to a close.The guys* were planning to give a farewell to the teachers(*The guys were the ones who formed the central part of the class..activities..buzzz..stuff.always in the hinge of action).The vampire dint actually know wat they were really doin.but he knew they were preaparing some plays.(The vampire is always pre occupied with nothing hehehhe).okey so the day arrived.but one of the guys hadnt arrived.one expected to play a role in 'THE PLAY' .I told u the vampire is not a famous guys explicitly,but he had developed a lota friends and he was the latest guru for many students in The Stuff . He had become an interior revelation recently.So one of the guys , one of the sishyas of the vampire called out' Dei why dont play the absentees' part'.The vampire without hesitation refused......Minutes later he was in the midst of the guys preparing for the play(Dont ask me how he accepted....it all happens).And oh boy o boy!The teacher to whom we had to play that 'Play' arrived (damn the concept of Substitution).'All will be fine da .Jes get in the play and we will take care' exclaimed one of the guys.'To hell with u' thot the vampire.
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curtain falls!
It was only then the vampire realised the play was a comedy scene and concerned with some interview stuff and the vampire had to play a person applyin for the job.I already told u the vampire is always pre occupied with nothing.so he never heard the questions nor the answers in the interview......suddenly it was his turn.He nervously took(perhaps that made it look natural as he was appearing for an interview). the interview session began!

Mr.I(our interviewer):" Wat do u want?"
('dei watever be the situation always tell the truth' vampire's mom's words were echoing in the class)
Vampire:."i want sandwhich"
The guys(whispering):"Vella da vella(job)"
Vampire:"oh okey, i want job"
(He cud hear murmuring laughs from the gals side...pretty embarassing for a to-be teen)
Mr.I:"Wat have u studied?"
Vampire:"7th class"
The guys(whispering again):"M.A da M.A"
Vampire:"M.A"(shouts)
(more murmuring laughs.noise increases.He cud feel his legs trembling)
Mr.I:"M.....A.... Only two words...poda loosu ,makku payya unnaku velayum kedayathu oru mannum kedaythu"
(This was the limit. Vampire cud hear his heart beat,feel his blood boil)
Vampire(At the top of his voice):"Dei dogs....Billions of blue blisterring barnacles...naanada interview ku varennu sonen.Neengala kooptitu neengala Loosu nu vera solaringala"
(suddenly he fell silent)
he cud hear the whole class applaud and laugh. "Even the original play wudnt have entertained"The teacher was clapping.Vampire was taken aback.He felt a new emotion.something not felt in his life.He cud see the god pointing to him"Child! U have done the divine work of making people laugh,Dont feel ashamed"...........The vampire understood it.....It felt like heaven.......Felt like Raymonds......like a complete boy!
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P.S : Vampire gets carried away by things.Climax la konjam over scene pottutan .Dont care!!!

Survival of the Fittest

2005-03-30T18:27:00.000-08:00

Years back........... 11th class summer holls. Half of the gang was out . Rest was preparing for a gud start to hit the huge in 12th class. The Gamma force is least bothered of doin both. .....................................................The Gamma force ..............................................................
#1
Name: Gamma One
Desc: Tall, Dark Brown,Blue specs,Master of the game(as sheldon calls it),Higly experienced ........ Nobody knows how long he has been in the business thou

#2
Name: Gamma Two
Desc: Hefty, Fair, Laid back, Calm,rimless specs ........................His form in the bussiness has been in a lota question in the recent times

#3
Name: He is not particualrly a member of the gamma force but bcos he is a twin of Gamma One we will call him "The Twin"
Desc: Tall, Light Brown, Has pretty bad taste for everything (especially for the opposite sex)..rumors have it that his gal is best described as "Two needles punched to a wall"

okey now for the action.......................................The three men (The gamma force and the twin) walk on platform of their very famous Thiruvanmiyur beach.This is very unlike them(especially gamma one) because seldomly does gamma one indulge himself in vetti pozhudhu poking. "Macha , 'Tis been a long time since we played a gud innings" exclaims gamma two.Gamma one shrugs. The twin is lost. He hardly realises wat the huge innings meant. The three look for something to kill time. The twin has no problems (i told u he had a bad taste for gals) so some gal on the beach will do for him. Then sudenly Gamma one calls out at the twin " dei, i suppose u might leave for bangalore next year???????". It needed a second calling for the twin to turn back from his work.----------------------------" Not might da, i am going to. Appa is getting a transfer, how am i going to be there without u daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. aouaaouaouaoaouaoauoaua....." the twin manages a sob. But Gamma one was too professional,beyond emotions,he knew the twin more than that.... his only worries on that issue was that they might lose a very gud venue for doing the stuff . The twin's place was often called as Sharjah for doing the stuff . And moreover he knew the twin wud be least bothered about them in bangalore because if he cud do off with gals in chennai, he cud very well do off in bangalore..................................
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Suddenly the mood of gamma one changes. He seems to have grown two horns above his head. He manages a devilish smile. Camera turns to track the sight of Gamma one. A mobile fast food. A mobile kayendhi bhavan.No it was neither .It was more homely It was a mobile kitchen. But wat was important for gamma one was that It was a mobile target. No wonder gamma one is happy. The target's board read "Teasy Taste buds".Gamma one excitedly turned to gamma two. But gamma two was already lookin in the direction .It might be the breakthrough they were looking for. The much needed "Huge innings " gamma two was asking.The twin managed a smile too ,with tears in his eyes ,as usual (hey guys he has gota sinus probs i forgot to mention).Gamma one was already walking fast towards the target.
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Minutes later they are seated on stools(plastic). Something was biting gamma one. He had played lotsa innings in lotsa targets. But this was nothing like the others something smelt fishy. The cooks werent cooks the van they came in was not like any target he had seen. Even the stools were different.Everything there seemed somewat homely.Gamma one was very much pre occupied with the thots of the innings he was about to face. Gamma two was not as determined. the sight of the people and the van haunted him. The twin suddenly became pale "Macha ipovum onum kettu pogala " Gamma one was determined "Mun Vaitha kaalai naan pin vaika maaten" The twin replied "Then u eat we escapeeeeee" . "No !Mun vaitha kaalai naam pin vaika matom" gamma one corrected. The twin was thinking seeing the lady and the two guys" oh god the van.... the lady .... the guys.... all look fishy" gamma one read his mind "Twin u have got other important work!!!"
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Fifteen minutes later...... Gamma one had finished his one full plate of veggie rice (which was really yucky stuff i told ya something was worng about the cooks!). Yes! the huge innings had come. But surprisingly both the others were suffering with pitch and surviving the attack.Wat bothered gamma one was that even gamma two was suffering.they had only done half their plates. TO be precise the twin had don only quater his plate. poor innings. The lady commented "Wat young guys like u cant eat one plate? Ha ha ha ha ha ha " Gamma one took a deep breathe.He took the attack to the opposition. He hurriedly snatched the plates from the others and finished it in time.Timely innings!
Next morning..... Gamma two is in the toilet for hours together............The twin is suffering an unexpected fever...........................................................................Gamma one stands on the path watching the waves" Those guys must be practicing to cook. " And priding himself over his timely innings...............
The Great One Survives.........It's true.........It's true..........................
Author's Note: The gamma force is a real organisation. The locations and dates are factual......historians believe that The gamma force still exist.......... Thanks to other authors who have published other episodes of the gamma force and the twin in another blog( Thanks to magixncurses for his "Mocktails And dudheads")
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The world's longest webpage!!!!

The Fin I was flickin’ through my copy of Guinness World Records 2001 when I read the following:
In March 1999, Ralf Laue (Leipzig, Germany), made a web page with a length of 563.6 kilometres and a file size of only 21,698 kB.
— Guinness World Records 2001
Say what? Let’s get a little mathematic on this. 563.6 kilometres equals 563.6 * 1000 * 100 = 56,360,000 centimetres, which is ( 56,360,000 * 72.000 ) / 2.540 = 1,597,606,299 pixels on a resolution of 72.000 pixels per inch (one inch equals 2.540 centimetres). So, to break the record basically all you need is a page with a height of 1,597,606,300 pixels. :)

David sheperd falls down an unfortunate escalator!

2005-03-30T09:37:00.000-08:00

I unashamedly admit to enjoying slapstick comedy, especially in everyday life!, so when I heard old ‘Shep had fallen down an escalator, I too nearly fell over laughing. What a visual image that creates! He’s all right - as everyone is, in slapstick land.
He added: “One of the young men who helped me up recognised me and said, ‘Oh, it’s you, standing on one leg again’ [a droll reference to Shepherd’s habit of hopping discreetly whenever the scoreboard shows 111].'’
In reading about his fall, it came to my attention that he was “given” a guard of honour in Australia and New Zealand’s 2nd Test match (see excellent pic below). I can’t get that Test on Cricinfo - anyone know what the honour was for?
A really good umpire - one of the old school, like Dickie. It’s one of my favourite sounds of the summer (although, thinking about it, if he’s an Elite Umpire he’s not allowed to umpire at home any more…correct?), listening to Shep say “Over, left hand” in his thick Devon accent. And of course his infamous one-legged-trick on Nelson (111), double nelson (222) triple nel…you get the idea.

Who Did the vedas fool..Galileo..themselves..Mankind?

2005-03-30T09:11:00.000-08:00

Vampire fell on his bed.................minutes rolled by. He had spent the day ridiculing the vedas for their stupid behaviour.He had spent the past week researching the topics ' science and religion' and 'The god particle'. And he had become furious with the church for having murdered coppernicus ,house arrested Galileo and burnt at stake the great Bruno(mathematician people hardly know existed!). The reason being that they shared a common view ............ The Truth. okey well and gud the chruch was ignorant. The vampire being a brahmin had heard that the vedas contained lota truths burried. So he set out to find out wat the veda's view was regarding the universe. Holy Shit!!!!!!! They had the truth.They had known the helio centric view of the universe about 1000s of years back. The church cud be forgiven. They were ignorant Jes another fanatics. But this is irritating stuff.When u knew the truth 6000 years back........If only the world had known it.............Imagine today we have the hubble telescope fotografing the universe from the earth's atmosphere........and jes 400 years back galileo had died telling us the truth about the universe........imagine the developments that wud have taken place if vedas had shared the information 6000 years back........we wud have known 100 times more of the universe than we know today . We wud have probably set foot in mars.......A timely resource when we know the death of earth is certain.Now atleast he wont damn the education system for having denied seats barhmins deserved for their marks.He knows the reason for their ill preference when it came to education...........So then he slept.......... His mind pre occupied........No wonder galileo came in his dreams.......The scene was vague ........ it was a gray scale he thot it was some mad man calling at him.........Jes as people had thot 400 years back.......... No 'twas galileo ........thank god google images gave him a sight of galileo's foto that morning.....................Something was wrong........galileo was calling loud at him.But the vampire dint respond to any one's call without knowing reason.so the vampire was contantly persited the reason galileo wanted him to come (galileo was calling from some far away palace!) Galileo repeatedly shouted"Vampire come over here i need to talk to u".The shouts faded . ..........dissapeared...............vampire felt something hot ..................it was his mom's cofee in the morning.It was a sunday morning India pakistan final test.And he had forgotten all about his dream.'Jes another dream man'.But something is still biting him.....................THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!

Trust me............

2005-03-30T00:10:00.000-08:00

Damn me if I ever talk again
Damn me if I ever say a word
... to anyone, to any soul ......
Damn me if I don't shut up,
Damn me if I don't care
Words has thorns and hearts are tender
I seal my lips , I press them togetherI shut up
.. I never break a heart again
To even think of it makes me go insane
I'm never gonna say a word,
Never gonna move my lips,
Never gonna breath again,
if it means breaking a heart again.

Wat is the Difference between a joke and an Abuse????

2005-03-30T00:01:00.000-08:00

Could someone please explain the difference to me? I imagine there is a line somewhere. Where is it?Somewhere in Britain someone called his car park a "porking yard". Apparently this is offensive and antisocial behaviour and he was ordered to take the sign down (for details see Clarity & Resolve).It seems to me that whether something is offensive is very subjective and is dependent on your perspective and your attitude. I can see how you could interpret the sign as a deliberately provocative and offensive gesture. I can also see how it could just as easily be a harmless joke.Personally I just assume that no one wants to offend me...and what do you know...no one offends me.

Captain's Curses......

2005-03-28T23:05:00.000-08:00

Guys u will love this stuff getting to ridicule peers without them knowing wat u mean?????????????? our very famous Captain Haddock's oft used curses in adventures of tintin.........

Aardvark! Abecedarians! Aborigine! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Anthracite! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs!Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigar! Bandits! Bashi-bazouks! Beast! Belemnite! Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles! Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! Black beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoor! Blackbird! Blackguards! Blistering Barnacles! Blistereing blundering birdbrain! Bloodsuckers! Blue blistering barnacles! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash! Blunderbuss! Bodysnatcher! Bootlegger! Borgia! Bougainvillea! Brat! Breathalyser! Brigands! Brutes! Bucaneers! Bully! Butcher!Cachinnating cockatoo! Cannibals! Carpetsellers! Caterpillars! Centipede! Cercopithecus! Coelcanth! Colocynths! Corsair! Cowards! Crabapples! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! Diplodocus! Dogs! Doryphore! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypus! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiter!Ectoplasms! Egoists!Fancy-dress Facist! Fancy-dress Fatima! Fatfaces! Filibusters! Fourlegged Cyrano! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzy!Gallows-fodder! Gang of Theives! Gangsters! Gibbering anthropoids! Gobbledgook! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherer! Gyroscope!Harlequin! Heretic! Highwayman! Hydrocarbon! Iconoclasts!Jellied eel! Jellyfish!Kleptomaniacs! Lily-livered landlubbers! Loathsome brute! Lubberscum!Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! Mister Mule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons!Nitwits! Nitwitted ninepins! Nyctalops!Ophicleides! Orangoutang! Ostrogoth! Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropuses! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers!Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallion! Rats! Rhizopods! Roadhogs! Saucy tramp! Savages! Scorpion! Sea-gherkins! Sea-lice! Shipwreckers! Slavertrader! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfire! Steamroller! Stoolpigeon! Subtropical sea-louse! Swine!Technocrat! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes! Vandal! Vegetarian! Vermicellis! Viper! Visigoths! Vulture! Weevils! Whippersnapper! Wildcat! Woodlice! Zapotecs!

Hunter...........................

2005-03-28T22:50:00.000-08:00

Last week we had four hours of number theory and mostly about primes co primes and gcds...........so the story goes like this. It was a very fine morning (fine morning means friday morning of course hehehehehehehehehe) and me was in the bathroom reluctantly taking bath playing with soap bubbles and believe it or not our teacher had affected us so much every one who attended the four hour class on numbers wud most certainly have some thot of primes in some part of his brain.......... so it was like this i had a bubble in one hand and blew one from my other.And beautifully this bubble merged itself with the other..........................

Hunted......................................

2005-03-28T22:39:00.000-08:00

So the theory is like this. First i wanted to know whether i cud obtain a prime by siffixing one prime with another prime......To be precise i have a prime 'm'. i try suffixing it with a number 'n' so that it becomes a prime. I found that ( or rather my instincts tell me that) i can do it jes because EUCLID has proved that there are infinite primes( if u dunno the proof jes ask me)............ okey if at all i can do it i wanted to know whether i needed to suffix only a prime. Or more simply shud 'n' also necessarily be a prime????? No was the immediate answer . A simple example disproves it............ 7 is my prime(m) i suffix number 9 to it and 79 is a prime.And so is 9(our n....) ............................so is the question that is haunting me............ MUST 'm' AND 'n' BE CO PRIMES ...................................... ??????????????????????????????